Comedians

Do you need a gift idea? John Crist has a hilarious suggestion. The popular funnyman has reimagined a Christian version of Amazons Alexa. Watch the short but hysterical clip to learn about the Christian version of Alexa. Christmas is a fantastic and wonderful season, arguably the best time of the year. Its a season full of traditions, when memories are made. Honestly, what could be better than gathering with family and friends, enjoying a delicious, mouth-watering meal and opening a gift or two? Christmas has a lot going for it; no other holiday can really compete with all that Christmas offers. However, if we were to nitpick and look for downsides to the Christmas holiday, there are some. First, the weather that typically accompanies the Christmas holiday is usually not the greatest. Most people dont enjoy the frigid temperatures and bone-chilling wind chills. Also, and this one is the worst, shopping for gifts. This can be particularly troublesome if you have someone difficult to buy for on your list. What do you get them? They are just going to return it anyway. Well, John may have the perfect solution for you! In a clip posted on YouTube, John reimagines a hilarious version of Amazons Alexa that is super Christian. Instead of the version we all know, this one will offer encouragement and even provide correction and admonition for your behavior. It also gives alternative suggestions whenever you ask it to do things. Check out Johns hysterical commercial for the Christian version of Alexa. Early in the skit, John is putting away groceries and asks the device to play music from Kanye West. Alexa, instead of doing what he asks, suggests an alternative: How about Matthew West? Later, John struggles to open a jar, and Alexa immediately recognizes the situation, spitting out an encouraging verse from the Bible. It also corrects his choice of beverage and suggests praying before John and his lady friend enjoy a meal. And pay special attention to who John says is responsible for the Christian alternative to Amazons Alexa. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatze hilariously shares his culture shock when traveling abroad. The popular and talented funnyman mentioned that his eyes were opened when he went overseas. Watch the short and hysterical clip to hear what surprised Nate the most when he took his act across the ocean. Who doesnt enjoy traveling? Being on vacation is one of the best things in life. Going somewhere where youve never been, exploring all that this new land, this new place has to offer, is the biggest joy when it comes to traveling. No matter where you go, youll get to see, do, taste and smell things you dont when at home. When people travel to different countries, especially to a place as old as Europe, some will experience what can only be described as culture shock. Everything is so different from what they are used to that it can be difficult to comprehend. Not only do Europeans live very differently from Americans, but their structures and buildings are also ancient. Some have been around for thousands of years, while the United States of America is relatively new and young. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentioned that he experienced this when he went over to Europe and Australia. He described what he saw and experienced with his trademark humor and wit that will have you doubled over with laughter. If you go to Europe, just so you know, its the most old, he explained to the audience. Its very old. You think were old, and you get there and youre like, Good night! What have yall been doing over here? You just walk around, theyre like, That building is from eight. Youre like, Good golly! He had a similar experience when he traveled to Australia. Although it was so much the age of the country that surprised him, it was the incredible distance that he had to go just to get to the land down under. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Nate Bargatze shared the bizarre thing someone felt the need to tell him. The popular funnyman was more than a little surprised to receive this piece of true, but unnecessary information. Watch the short and hysterical clip to hear what Nate was told and how he reacted to it. Everyone has pastimes and hobbies. Some people may enjoy reading, while others prefer outdoor activities like fishing or hunting. Those activities and interests are good and healthy, and help to take our minds off our concerns, worries and burdens for a short time. Even if its just for an hour or two, that is often a welcome and much-needed break from everyday life. For Nate, his hobby and pastime of choice is golf. He has frequently discussed his love of golf, incorporating his hilarious and unexpected experiences on the links into his stand-up routine. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentioned a conversation he had with someone about a very specific golf course. This course in North Carolina has one odd, very different feature about it, with Nate being a golfer, which likely intrigued him. The dumbest Ive ever been talked to, he said. Theres, I like to golf, and so a guy was telling me, theres a real golf course in North Carolina where they have llamas as the caddies. So, if you dont know anything about golf, I mean, a caddie is, usually carries your bag around and tells you how far you are from the hole. Im not sure how something like that would work, but then, again, I dont understand how anyone can play golf. But what the guy felt he needed to tell Nate about the golf-caddying llamas will have you rolling with laughter. So, he told me that, and then he looks into my big dumb eyes, and he goes, Just so you know, llamas cant talk though, Nate added. Hilariously, Nate was taken aback by the mans statement, mainly because the man offered up this information without any prompting. Perhaps, as Nate suggests, he was trying to get ahead of Nate in case that was a question he was going to ask. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian has shared the hilarious and effective tactic he uses to win arguments. The funnyman, Greg Warren, shared his fail-proof strategy for coming out on top whenever you find yourself in a heated disagreement. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Greg does that guarantees him a victory no matter the argument or debate. No two people are exactly alike. We are not carbon copies or duplicates of one another, where we agree on every single thing. Instead, we are individuals who may not always agree on every topic or subject. Well likely view things differently from our friends, parents and especially our spouse. They have a point of view, and so do we. Now, as everyone knows, those differences can and will often result in disagreements. Some of them may even get a little heated at times. People can and do get a little passionate about their views, and thats fine, but as long as we keep everything civil, right? Well, suppose youre into winning and coming out on top of every argument. In that case, Greg has some advice for you. Its a tactic that he has used to great effect to defeat, mystify and befuddle his opponents whenever he gets into a verbal sparring match. In addition to revealing his secret weapon for winning arguments, he provides a hilarious example of when it was effective. Usually, when someone is mean to you, your first reaction is to be mean right back at them, he said. It doesnt work. Its not effective, OK? Heres what you do next time: act stupid. Stupid frustrates people, it does. He shares an example of a time when he was in an airport and had a disagreement with an airline employee. The woman was being snippy and rude, and thats when Greg employed his act stupid tactic, which left her confused and unsure. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Carol Burnett and Lucille Ball had an unforgettable and pretty hilarious restaurant experience. The two comedic legends thought theyd try a new restaurant, and it didnt go quite as planned. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how their lunch took quite the turn in this classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. While its been said that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, one could make the argument that they all are pretty crucial. Simply put, everyone enjoys eating. No one wants to miss a single meal, even though many of us could probably stand to do so. We love eating so much that we make plans and schedules around meals. People will often go out for breakfast, lunch and dinner together, catching up and enjoying each others company in the process. Some might even partake in something called brunch, which is, of course, a horrible attempt to combine breakfast food with things typically eaten at lunchtime. We get it, people enjoy eating. But brunch may have taken things too far. Anyway, in a clip posted on YouTube, Carol and Lucille, two professional women who were able to sneak away long enough from their busy jobs, have lunch (not brunch, never brunch!) together. They decide to try a new place. Everyone loves trying a new restaurant. Why not step outside your taste buds comfort zone now and then? Well, hilariously enough, this turns out to be a dining experience that neither of them imagined. It was just described as a place that served food native to Argentina. That sounds good enough, right? However, it soon becomes evident that the food and the people working in the restaurant have a much more WWII vibe and flavor. Needless to say, I dont think Carol and Lucille will be returning customers. Theyve probably had their last meal ever at the Caf Argentine. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

From strict to chill John Crists funny look at his parents dramatic transformation. The popular funnyman mentions that his parents outlook on things has undergone a considerable change from when he was a child. Watch the short but gut-bustlingly funny clip to hear John discuss how much his parents have changed. Change is a part, an unavoidable fact of life. As ironic as it may be, one of the only constant and predictable things in life is change. It happens in nearly every aspect and facet. There are changes when it comes to the job, the weather, where someone lives and how individuals look. Yes, as much as we might hate to admit it, over the years, as we age, our appearances will transform. And no amount of so-called anti-aging products will stop or reverse this. As it turns out, what people believe and how they think and feel about topics and subjects will also change. New information and experiences will shape our thoughts and views, and, as a result, well likely see things differently. But how dramatic will that change be? That all depends on each person. In a clip posted on YouTube, John hilariously details how his parents have experienced a vast change from when he was a child. He mentioned that when he was a kid, they did not own a television. In fact, he points out that when the family wanted to watch the World Series, they actually rented a TV to watch it. When it was not in use, a black trash bag was placed over it. He described himself and his siblings as being homeschooled prisoners of war. Well, times have certainly changed in the Crist household. And do you think my parents have a TV now? he asked. Oh, sure. DIRECTV, actually. Lots of movies. Just all kinds of R-rated movies. My parents are just in there, chuckling. I go, Mom, whats going on? She goes, Oh, chill out, John. Its just a little bit of language. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Nate Bargatze hilariously revealed what hes learned from his daughters homework. The popular funnyman shares some of the lessons hes picked up while assisting with her schoolwork. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to hear about Nates newly acquired facts and knowledge. An education is something that will never be complete. Regardless of how many degrees someone might obtain, they will not have mastered everything in their field. Thats because there is always more knowledge and information available, always something to read and learn. Therefore, anyone who claims that once they leave school, they are done learning is either nave or woefully misinformed. Every day, there are opportunities to learn something new, and failing to take advantage of them would be a massive mistake. Going through life ignorant and unaware is no way to live. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate hilariously shared what his daughter and her elementary schoolwork have taught him. Part of being a parent is helping children with their homework, and not only did his daughter learn something, but so did Nate. What he learned is likely to surprise you. I have learned stuff from elementary homework, which is embarrassing, Nate said. Im 41, my daughters 8. Nothing should ever come out of her mouth that Im, like, What? What was that? Later in the clip, he mentions specifically what he has learned while helping with her schoolwork. I learned when to use a or an in a sentence, he said. I didnt know there was a rule in play. I thought you felt it out, you know? You just go, That feels right, and thats what you do. He also learned about proper comma usage. I do the same thing with a comma, he said. If Ive never known where a commas supposed to go. If I feel a commas coming, I try to get out of that sentence so bad. Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the Lord is the start of knowledge: but the foolish have no use for wisdom and teaching.

Tim Conway had the Mamas Family cast cracking up in this classic sketch. Much like everyone in the cast, you will not be able to keep a straight face once Tim enters the scene. Watch the short but hysterically funny clip to see what Tim did that had everyone breaking character. Comedy, like everything else in life, requires practice and hard work. Not everyone will have audiences bursting into uncontrollable bouts of laughter after taking the stage for the first time. It requires understanding what jokes work, which ones dont and which ones should be tweaked and altered slightly. Comedians also must familiarize themselves with timing and use it to their advantage. However, other individuals are just naturally gifted when it comes to comedy. Some people cant help but be funny. The late Tim Conway was one of those people. He could do absolutely anything give a look, say a line or even just a word and have entire audiences rolling with laughter. He did this time and again on The Carol Burnett Show. In fact, he often caused his castmates, those in the skit with him, to break character, causing them to laugh out loud as well. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim does precisely that, only moments after he walks into the scene. It wasnt even what he said that had Harvey Korman, Carol Burnett and Vicki Lawrence unable to keep a straight face. It was how he delivered a line that helped to make this skit an absolute classic! Tim, playing Mickey, walks into the store and immediately greets Eunice and Mama. Its clear from Eunices reaction that she is not thrilled to see him despite his pleasantries toward her. However, its how Mickey greeted Mama that caused everyone to burst out laughing. Hi, Mother Harper! Tim says, yelling while standing inches away from her. Did you see the new paint job in here? You got good color, Mother Harper, Tim later adds. I like your blue hair! At that point, all three Harvey, Carol and Vicki cannot keep a straight face. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian hilariously nailed the answer to this question from his wife. Even though most people would have considered this an odd question with an obvious answer, he still managed to answer correctly. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what his wife asked him, and his response to her inquiry. It's been said time and again that communication is of the utmost importance, and it's true. Relationships are all about communication. If there isn't clear and constant communication, relationships break down and eventually will cease to exist. Communication is essential in a marriage. A constant dialogue, a back-and-forth between a husband and a wife, is necessary and crucial to maintaining a healthy and functioning marriage. Anyone who has been married for any amount of time knows this to be the case. Again, if there is no communication, the relationship will break down, and those bonds will no longer exist. Over time, simply by being with someone, you'll learn how they think, react and communicate. You'll also learn what they are trying to say even when they aren't saying it. Husbands know this all too well. A clip posted on YouTube proves that one comedian, Jeff Allen, knew exactly what his wife was trying to tell him with one question that appeared to have a very obvious answer. My favorite question, we weren't married two months, Jeff said. I'm leaving the house. I've got golf clubs on my shoulder. Got golf shoes in my hand, and everybody knows what she asked me. 'Where you going?' He gave an answer that wasn't exactly the best at that time. However, later in the clip, after having been married for years, he demonstrated that he knew better than to answer that way again. Instead, when she asked him where he was going with all of his golf equipment, he went outside and started mowing the lawn. James 1:19 You have knowledge of this, dear brothers. But let every man be quick in hearing, slow in words, slow to get angry;

Even on the sidewalk, Tim Conway cant help but deliver comedy gold. The comedic legend found himself sitting near his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. His interactions with people are hysterical. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what happened when the iconic funnyman took a seat on the side of the road. There are just some names that are associated and synonymous with certain things. For instance, whenever someone says McDonalds, you immediately know they are talking about those locations with the Golden Ms that serve Big Macs. Additionally, when the names Ford and Chrysler are mentioned, automobiles are the primary topic of discussion. The same can be said when it comes to the world of comedy, too. Tim Conway is a name associated with comedy. He was a comedic genius who could get entire audiences laughing themselves silly with a simple look or strangely pronounced word. Often, his hysterical antics even caused his castmates, particularly Harvey Korman, to lose their composure, causing them to burst into laughter. In a clip posted on YouTube, the legendary Tim Conway took a seat next to his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. While sitting on the sidewalk, Tim interacted with several fans and even people simply passing by. During those back-and-forths, he displayed his quick wit and trademark humor that made him a beloved star and comedic legend. You will most certainly get a kick out of watching him graciously and hilariously respond to everyone in the video. It shows how he did not take himself too seriously and was able to make fun of himself. In the clips opening moments, Tim tells the camera that hell probably have to step away for a moment and sign an autograph for an approaching fan. Hilariously, the man walks right by him without even looking. Its clear that even without a script, the late Tim Conway was a truly hilarious performer, making it completely understandable why so few of his castmates on The Carol Burnett Show could keep a straight face. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

John Crist's funny response to a pastor's disappointing move has everyone laughing. Clearly, no one would ever see Johns reaction coming. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what a pastor was caught doing and hear how John proposed responding to the minister's action. The world would be a much better place if we all exercised a little more common courtesy. Most people would agree with that statement. If we all considered others on a more regular and consistent basis, what kind of change and improvement would that make in our lost and fallen world? Sadly, our needs, wants and desires are often prioritized over those of others, and we're all guilty of doing so. While everyone has their imperfections and flaws, we can all agree that individuals who don't put their shopping carts back are some of the worst among us. It requires minimal effort to return a cart you used while shopping to the cart corral, but even then, some people still refuse to do so. Instead, they leave it scattered about in the parking lot where it could potentially hit and scratch someones car. So, what would you do if you saw the pastor of your church do that? How would you react? In a clip posted on YouTube, John mentions how he would respond, ensuring that the pastor saw it. The minister would know, without a doubt, that someone saw their disappointing actions with a shopping cart in the parking lot. If you sign up to be a pastor, that, that is fair criticism of you, John, a pastor's kid, said. They pass around the envelope for the offering, they pass around the offering, I'm just going to put a photo of that in there. This short clip reminds us that people are always watching and want to see if our actions line up with the words that come out of our mouths. James 1:22 But be doers of the word, and not only hearers of it, blinding yourselves with false ideas.

One dads hilarious parenting tactic has turned housework into pure entertainment. He has devised a simple yet ingenious way to complete household chores efficiently, while exerting little to no effort. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see this fathers move that will have you rolling with laughter long after the clip ends. Obligations are rarely, if ever, fun. No one wants to feel compelled and required to do something. However, every adult understands obligations and responsibilities all too well. There is an endless list of things in life that we are obligated to do, likely none of which we would do otherwise. Nevertheless, because doing things we dont necessarily want to do is part of being a fully functional human being, we do them anyway. When thinking of those obligations, you can likely rattle them off easily and without much thinking. One activity that is likely to be on your list of requirements and obligations is household chores. Cleaning up around the house is no ones idea of fun, but it has to be done because who wants to live in a pigsty? A clip posted on YouTube has come up with a hilariously clever way that makes housework much easier. Instead of doing the work around the house, he has farmed it out to his daughter, teaching her how to perform various cleaning activities. To help you out, he shows how it is possible to get a child to do the housework. Gday, and welcome to this instructional video on how to get a baby to clean the house, he said. Basically, the babies, theyll do anything. So, you just ask them to do it. The rest of the hysterical clip shows the father asking his youngster to do various things around the house, and she does her best, considering her young age. Sure, he has to lend a hand from time to time, but he has this system down pat. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Comedian Aaron Weber named the bizarre thing he played with as a child. The popular funnyman mentioned that he had an unusual object that, for some reason, became his favorite toy. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Aaron name the object and why it caused his parents some concern. As every parent knows, children love playing with toys. Throughout a youngsters childhood, they will accumulate a substantial number of toys. However, not every child's toy is created equal. Children will naturally gravitate toward one toy or another, essentially becoming attached to it. If that object were to go missing, watch out, because a massive meltdown is sure to follow. When it comes to what toys children gravitate toward and prefer, it is predictable. Many girls will prefer baby dolls, easy-bake ovens and tea sets. Meanwhile, most boys enjoy playing with remote-control cars, BB guns, those little plastic Army men and other action figures. However, as Aaron mentioned in a clip posted on YouTube, he did not prefer any of those stereotypical toys. There was something else entirely that he preferred. Instead of Play-Doh or a Lite-Brite, Aaron liked the spatula. Yes, the standard, everyday kitchen item was his toy of choice. He said he learned this information during a phone call with his mother. And my mom goes, 'No, no, yeah, you mostly just played with the spatula,' he said his mother told him. I was like, 'Well, this is going to be a longer phone call than I thought. Did you say the spatula? Like a toy spatula? No, like my spatula from the kitchen.' Later in the clip, Aaron said his mother admitted that his parents found this rather odd. 'We talked about it every night,' he recalled his mother telling him. 'Every night, your dad and I were like, 'We don't know what's going on with this kid.' Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Carol Burnett and Harvey Korman show what can happen when honesty goes too far. The two comedic legends are a married couple in this classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to see what occurs when they are entirely, 100 percent honest with one another. Its been said that honesty is the best policy, and of course, that is true. No one wants someone to be around anyone they cannot trust to tell them the truth. Being a liar is one of the worst things that anyone can be. Once that becomes a part of someones reputation, it is nearly impossible to shake. However, the honesty that everyone values and desires must be paired with kindness and consideration for others feelings. Children are arguably the most honest group youll ever meet. They will tell you what they think regardless of how it may sound and who it may hurt. No one ever wants to be on the receiving end of that kind of brutal honesty. Thats when choosing the correct words and tone is crucial, paramount. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol and Harvey are husband and wife, who are incredibly honest with one another. But one could argue they are a little too honest, even to the point where they start saying exactly what pops into their head to one another. The skit begins with Carol staring at herself in the mirror. Its clear from the depressed look on her face that she is not thrilled with what shes seeing. She makes her thoughts about her face completely clear to Harvey, and, hilariously, things just go from bad to worse. Soon enough, they are both lashing out at one another, criticizing each other for things that are beyond their control. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Conways epic news desk fail has everyone in stitches. While playing a news anchor, the legendary comedian attempts to give viewers the latest news, but things go hilariously wrong. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see Tim Conway in another classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. The people on television reporting the news have a big responsibility. The public turns to them to hear the latest, most pertinent information about their town, state and country. The information viewers receive during those television broadcasts will impact how they dress the next day and how they see the world. Thats why those sitting at the anchors desk or reporting in the field must always strive to provide the most useful, accurate and complete information possible. However, while that might be the goal, it may not always be possible. When television is live, as news broadcasts are, anything can happen. Things can and do go wrong, and stations may even have to issue corrections later. A clip posted on YouTube shows what happens when things go wrong while live on air. Tim is a news anchor and is all ready to deliver the news, even giving a very professional-sounding opening to the broadcast. As the viewer, you are prepared to hear what Tim has to say, and then it simply does not happen. He says that viewers will get the news as it happens, and that not even he has seen it before its delivered on air. However, instead of the news, hilarity occurs. There are several long, awkward pauses, and hes forced to fill dead air by talking or staring at the audience uncomfortably. Arguably, the best part of the entire skit is when hes reporting the sports scores. That goes about as well as youd expect. How he kept a straight face throughout this skit is beyond me! Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A comedian broke down Midwest nice and its hilariously accurate. He mentioned and provided several truly spot-on examples that help to illustrate what it means by the often-heard but misunderstood term. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the comedian accurately explain what Midwest nice means. The United States of America is a vast country that encompasses many different regions, climates and landscapes. We are truly blessed to live in a place that greatly differs from one end to the other. Thanks to that diversity, so much can be seen and experienced without ever leaving the country. There is literally something for everyone in the United States of America. However, as youve likely already discovered, these differences in the country manifest themselves in various ways. The weather and landscapes are the most obvious, but it goes even deeper than that. How individuals talk, what they say and the dishes they eat will vary depending on the area of the country youre in at the time. Even how people treat and respond to one another from one region to the next likely wont be the same. In a clip posted on YouTube, a comedian explains what it means when someone says, Midwest nice. If youre not from the heartland or very familiar with the middle part of the country, you may not understand the treatment associated with that term. Well, youre in luck because this clip is a crash course in Midwestern niceties and politeness. As he correctly states, if you want to exhibit Midwest nice, you must first apologize profusely, even for things you have absolutely no control over. He then gives some hysterical examples such as apologizing for the weather, that the Packers did not perform their best and because someone is feeling under the weather. Of course, there are other Midwestern niceties mentioned in the video, but if you can master the first one, youre well on your way to mastering Midwest nice. Ephesians 4:29 Let no corrupt speech proceed out of your mouth, but such as is good for edifying as the need may be, that it may give grace to them that hear.