Comedians

Carol Burnett turned the tables on her kidnappers in a laugh-out-loud skit. The two criminals had no idea what was about to happen to them in this hilariously funny, classic sketch from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch this short but hysterical clip to see what Carol did that had the two kidnappers quickly regretting their move.

A big, important part of comedy is figuring out and anticipating an audience's expectations when it comes to a joke, a movie, a television show or even a sketch. Then, once those expectations have been correctly determined, the comedians defy those expectations, going in a completely different direction than what was predicted. The best, most successful comedians and writers do this often and in some really clever ways.

This move of defying an audience's expectations is seen in many different places in entertainment, including The Carol Burnett Show. There are dozens of sketches from the iconic, beloved television program that had everyone thinking it was going one direction when it went an entirely different way to great comedic effect. A clip posted on YouTube captures one of those instances in which the show turned the tables on the audience.

In the sketch, two criminals, one of whom is played by Harvey Korman, have kidnapped a young woman, a Girl Scout, who Carol plays. Of course, the two men are hoping to hold the young woman for ransom, wishing that their nefarious kidnapping scheme will result in several thousand dollars.

However, things don't go according to plan, as everything starts to fall apart relatively early. For starters, Harvey, playing a dimwitted criminal, forgets to even bring his victim into the apartment at first. Then, neither of them anticipated their victim's annoying and bothersome nature. She wears the two criminals down with her off-putting personality and voice, so much so that they would rather jump through a window than spend another second with her.

Job 8:21 "The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips."

A comedian has released his “10 Commandments of Walmart,” which will have you laughing out loud. Matt Mitchell has compiled a list of the most important things to know and follow when visiting the popular retailer. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Matt’s “10 Commandments of Walmart.”

In life, we all have to do things we do not like. It’s simply a fact, and an accepted part of this journey we call life. Children are allowed to protest, scream, throw a fit and yell about how much they don’t want to do this or that. People will accept and even understand when a toddler throws a fit because they don’t want to do something; that same tolerance level will not and should not be extended when you’re an adult.

Regardless, there are still things we absolutely hate doing. Undoubtedly, shopping is one of the worst activities humans regularly engage in. There is no other way to describe it than mind-numbingly awful, and that’s being gentle. Now, the situation becomes exponentially worse when the destination is Walmart. A clip posted on YouTube mentions the most important rules to follow during your next Walmart trip.

The first commandment Matt mentions concerns a symbol, and many people seem to have forgotten what it means. An arrow shouldn’t need to be explained, but if you’ve been out to Walmart recently, you know it certainly does. People will go any direction they please.

Next, Matt mentions the one that gets on my nerves the most. Commandment No. 2, according to Matt, concerns returning your shopping cart. Again, why and how is this so difficult? You use something and you put it back. That doesn’t seem like a tricky concept to grasp. Yet, that is one thing Walmart shoppers seem to have difficulty understanding.

His other commandments involve blocking the aisles, the proper use of the self-checkout and individuals taking advantage of Walmart’s return policy.

If we could all follow these policies while shopping at Walmart and everywhere else, visiting retailers would be a much more pleasant experience for everyone. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

John Crist, while playing a megachurch pastor, has dreamed up a wild new revenue stream for his church. The funnyman announced his hilariously odd plan to bring even more money to his massive church. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear John Crist’s megachurch pastor character talk about how he plans to enrich his church even more.

Comedy and comedians are necessary. Yes, they allow us to turn our brains off and escape our stresses and worries for a few hours. But there is more to it than just being purely for entertainment. Comedy and stand-up comedians point out the oddities and absurdities in life that we might often overlook.

The best jokes work because they have an element of truth, no matter how absurd or outlandish. Jokes grounded in even a tiny bit of reality are much better than those without any connection to our world and reality. In a clip posted on YouTube, John, as a megachurch pastor, announces that he has come up with a revolutionary new way of making his church even wealthier. Not only that, but his latest plan will make taking church attendance much easier.

In a hilarious skit that closely resembles a television news segment, John, as the pastor of Cornerstone Christian, says that his church will now begin selling “personal seat licenses.” He indicates that the move was necessary to pay for the updates to the church’s new sanctuary.

“Obviously, with the renovations to this new sanctuary coming this fall, it costs money,” he said. “And I think this is really a great way to have an influx of cash into the congregation here. A lot of parents are stressed on Sunday morning, trying to make it to church. Are we going to have, you know, a seat on time? Is there going to be room for us? I think with a personal seat license, obviously, this is an affluent area of town. So, we thought, you know, as a church, why not take advantage of that revenue stream?”

While John is poking fun at megachurches, you and I both know that some churches have probably seriously considered a similar idea.

Mark 11:17 “And he taught, saying to them, ‘Is it not written, my house shall be called of all nations the house of prayer? But you have made it a den of thieves.’”

A husband’s impression of his wife during back-to-school season is comedy gold. He does his best imitation of his better half as she shops for school supplies and clothes for their children. Watch this short but hysterical clip that will have you laughing from beginning to end.

The back-to-school season is a busy time for every parent. Every mom and dad wants the best for their children and to do everything they can to help them succeed. There is so much hope, promise and opportunity as children prepare to return to school for another year of learning. What parent doesn’t want to see their child experience success and do the best they can? You’d be a bad parent if you didn’t want this for your child.

However, while the back-to-school season is essential and preparation is crucial, it’s also a good idea to remember to slow down and breathe. In a clip posted on YouTube, a husband, while imitating his wife, frantically prepares for the new school year. The husband, as his wife, moves from one thing to another, often changing thoughts and subjects within the same sentence.

The clip begins with the man in the middle of a very empty aisle of school supplies, grabbing pencils and crayons and desperately asking their children, who are supposedly just off-screen, if he can buy these for them. This same process happens with several items. Of course, it’s the mother just trying to be helpful, but the children do not always appreciate her help.

Next, the man, again, imitating his wife, moves into back-to-school clothes. He picks up several pieces of clothing and mentions why their children need this and that item. Sadly, the mother’s help is once again rejected.

While imitating your better half may not always be the best move and appreciated, his wife is heard laughing from behind the camera throughout the clip. I think it’s safe to say she approves of her husband’s exaggerated imitation of her.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

A comedian has suggested it might be time to rethink some everyday sayings.  Funnyman Mike Goodwin hilariously and correctly stated that there are some things a lot of people regularly say that should give us pause and reason for concern. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Mike discuss some often-heard but truly odd sayings.

Change is one of the constants we can count on in life. It happens every day, all around us. Language is one of those things that changes and evolves over time. The words and phrases that we use in common everyday conversation with one another shift and transform. When was the last time you heard someone say “groovy” or state how something is “far out?” Also, remember a few years ago when absolutely everything was annoyingly described as “epic?” Thankfully, for the most part, “epic” seems to have been dropped from most people’s vocabularies.

However, other parts of our speech and language stay the same regardless of how much time has passed. Adages, old-timey phrases and cliché sayings have managed to stand the test of time, even though it might be better if they disappeared. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike mentions some of these strange sayings that people say without even thinking about how weird they are.

“Planned a surprise birthday party for my aunt, and my cousin used this expression I thought was a little odd,” he said. “She said, ‘I hope y’all don’t let the cat out the bag.’ That’s a strange expression to me because if I saw someone holding a bag full of cats, the first thing I would think to say is, ‘Hey, man, you need to let those cats out the bag.’”

Later in the clip, Mike hilariously points out how many of our weird, commonly used phrases involve cats, and what will be done to or with cats.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Nate Bargatze’s hilarious take on social media is 100 percent correct. The popular funnyman mentioned the problems with social media while using plenty of humor and pinpoint accuracy. Watch the short but hilarious clip in which Nate talks about the issues often associated with and brought about by social media.

Social media is here to stay, as it doesn’t appear to be going away anytime soon. Its popularity only continues to grow, with people constantly swiping through their feeds to see the latest and greatest post. Platforms like Facebook, Instagram, TikTok and X (formerly Twitter) are extremely popular, with each of those sites garnering hundreds of millions of active users.

While millions use those popular platforms daily, they do have some definite issues. Most of the problems are not with those sites themselves but with how a lot of people have chosen to use them. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate accurately and hysterically points to the issues associated with social media.

Nate begins by saying that he had recently removed all social media from his phone, calling it an excellent decision because he noticed how we’re all staring down at our phones swiping all the time. Then he mentions how people use social media, specifically Facebook, to create an inaccurate, slanted representation of their lives.

“Facebook, just too much,” he said. “It’s either everybody’s best or worst days of their lives, you know? Like, either I’m getting married, or my house is on fire. No one’s like, ‘Today’s normal. Nothing happened. I have no strong opinions about anything.’”

Later, in the video, Nate points out how his lack of social media activity led to a disagreement with his wife. She was upset that he didn’t like something she posted on Facebook, and Nate had the most hilarious response.

We’d all be better off putting the phone down and avoiding social media more regularly and consistently.

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

Tim Conway and Jonathan Winters score big laughs in a football sketch. The two comedic legends will have you laughing hysterically, from beginning to end, as they portray a football coach and a player. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see these two flex their comedic muscles in this classic skit.

When it comes to football, people can and often do get overly involved and invested. Some may even call it an obsession. I mean, some people will willingly paint their bodies to match their favorite team’s color scheme. How crazy is that? After all, fan is derived from the word “fanatic.”

Those watching from the sidelines and the stands will even live vicariously through those on the field. When their favorite team wins, they win, but when they fall short and go home with a loss, they feel as if they’ve lost too. They get emotionally invested and may even take a loss hard, letting it ruin their entire day, for some odd reason.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim and Jonathan show that coaches and players take the game seriously as well, or they at least try. As the coach, Tim is all over Jonathan, his aging, star quarterback, from the moment they set foot into the locker room.

Tim begins by attacking Jonathan’s football ability and intellect. He states that Jonathan is “the dumbest quarterback we’ve ever had here.” He wants to know if his quarterback is even aware of the type of defense the other team is playing, and whether he has run the same play nearly 40 times.

Tim has a long and seemingly endless list of criticisms for Jonathan. However, Jonathan shoots right back at every one of them, giving him an answer. It may not be the right or even a good reply, but he gives one, nonetheless.

Throughout the skit, Jonathan has Tim laughing. Tim does his best to conceal his laughter, but there are four or five times when it’s clear that he’s laughing at something either Jonathan said or did.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Tim Conway’s jockey skit with Bing Crosby is comedy perfection. The two entertainment legends joined forces, bringing their immeasurable talents together, making for a good time and many laughs. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see and listen to Tim Conway and Bing Crosby discuss horse racing and being a jockey.

People, especially Americans, love sports and all things competitive. Put anything where two teams or two individuals compete against one another, and whatever that is will soon develop a rabid, dedicated fanbase. Look at how people act when it comes to nearly every sport. Some will literally cover themselves in paint, matching their beloved team’s colors.

Knowing how obsessed people can and do get with sports, it should be no surprise that that enthusiasm does not wane much whenever an animal is involved. The Kentucky Derby, arguably the world's most famous horse race, has developed into quite an event, a spectacle really. People dress to the nines to watch horses run around a track – a race that lasts several minutes, at most.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim Conway plays jockey Dag Herford, one of the people who ride the horses. In the skit, Dag is interviewed about his experience as a jockey by the legendary singer and actor, Bing Crosby. Unfortunately for Dag, it’s soon revealed that he’s not the cream of the crop when it comes to jockeys. He has an unconventional approach and take on being a jockey, which has not translated into much success. He has started 1,400 races but only finished 11 of them.

While the entire clip is a laugh riot, without a doubt, the best part of the skit comes at the very end. Bing makes a joke about Dag’s lack of success as a jockey. Dag quickly shoots back, “You don’t sing so good.”

Tim and Bing go back and forth at one another in this hilarious clip. How neither of them broke down into laughter is beyond me.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

A comedian’s hilarious take on this overused phrase is comedy gold. John Crist mentions how tired he is of hearing people say this phrase, which originates in the New Testament. Watch the short but hysterical clip to learn what the phrase is and why he believes its overuse has become a problem.

Our world is constantly changing in nearly every area imaginable, one of which is how we speak and write. Language is an ever-changing and evolving thing. What people commonly said in the 1970s is not often heard today, and if you say something like “groovy” or “far out,” you’ll get more than a few puzzled looks.

However, while language is perpetually changing, people tend to latch on to new words and phrases and never let them go. For instance, a few years back, the word “epic” was, for some reason, popular amongst everyone. Everything was epic; this and that were epic – everywhere you turned, there was a whole lot of epic. It got old very fast.

In a clip posted on YouTube, John mentions a phrase that people have started to overuse to express their anger: “Jesus flipped tables.” Essentially, people will say this to make their anger and rage at the smallest, most insignificant things seem righteous, as if they have the right to be angry about this or that thing. It has become a little much, and John hilariously explains that he’s tired of hearing people say it.

“People in 2025 are getting a little too confident in the ‘Jesus flipped tables’ phrase,” he said. “Now, it’s just used, I feel like, to like justify people’s anger management issues.”

Later in the clip, John adds that the people who are saying that phrase and those who also said another popular phrase a few years back, “Jesus drank wine,” look remarkably similar.

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

A comedian broke down how kids today have it much easier. Mike Goodwin hilariously explained how life today for children differs greatly from when he was growing up. Watch the short but hysterical clip as Mike, with spot-on accuracy, mentions how kids today have everything much easier.

Everyone believes things were much more difficult for them growing up than things are today. People make that statement so frequently that it has become a cliché. Whenever someone starts a sentence with the phrase, "Back in my day," you know what is coming. It will be a tale about how life was much tougher in the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s.

In some instances, those people are correct. But more often than not, it's just the person complaining about today's youth. They don't provide any examples, but go on to state how horrible and spoiled they believe children to be today. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike uses this commonly used idea and phrase in his stand-up routine and provides some hilarious examples to support his conclusion.

Mike says that his children travel better than he did as a kid. They stay in hotels and have their own beds. Mike wasn't as lucky.

"I ain't stay in no hotel when I was a kid," he said. "We stayed at a relative's house, and I slept in the bed with four other little kids. And I would pray every night, 'Please Lord, do let nobody wet this bed.' Oh, but that prayer would fall on deaf ears every time."

Later in the clip, Mike added how technology has made searching for information a lot easier for children today. When he was growing up, he didn't have that luxury. When unsure how to spell a popular animal, he searched the dictionary, but his hunt for the spelling of this particular word hilariously did not work out.

"I could remember not knowing how to spell the word, and I would ask my mother how to spell a word," he said. "You know what my mother would tell me? 'Look it up in the dictionary.' I was like, 'Momma, I don't know how to spell the word.' Y'all, I spent four weeks in the Ls looking for elephant."

Job 8:21 "The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips."

John Crist hilariously nailed the clichés in “Every Christian Music Video.” The popular funnyman, with a ton of wit and even more humor, pointed out everything – the scenes, camera movements and even the types of actors – found in almost every Christian music video. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see John, with spot-on accuracy, mention and poke fun at all the clichés included in music videos from Christian music artists.

Stand-up comedy may not be everyone’s cup of tea. Everyone has their likes, dislikes, tastes and preferences. But comedians are valuable, much-needed members of society. Those men and women often point out absurdities in everyday life while using humor and comedic timing. Frequently, their hilarious observations come from situations or things we’ve encountered but have never stopped to think about and consider.

Comedy also allows us to make fun of ourselves. No one wants to be around someone who takes themselves too seriously and can’t take a joke, and that’s precisely what John did in a video posted on social media. John, who is a Christian, in the official music video for his song “Every Christian Music Video,” mentioned all the clichés you’re likely to see in, well, Christian music videos, and he’s 100 percent spot-on!

While singing, John points out how many Christian music videos choose to shoot the opening scenes, which often include a husband and wife fighting, in black and white. He then proceeds to sing what each does after their blowup – she stares at a picture of the family, while the husband gazes outside at a dark, stormy scene.

John’s lyrics are absolutely hilarious!

“Nobody knows what the fight’s about today
But it must be something serious
There’s lots of bills to pay”

John’s song and video will have you doubled over with laughter because of how hysterically accurate his assessments are about nearly everything in Christian music videos and songs today.

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

Nate Bargatze hilariously breaks down the chaos that comes with owning two dogs. The popular funnyman completely understands that having more than one dog in a household comes with some unique challenges. Watch the short but hysterical clip in which Nate shares how much life would change and the utter madness that would follow if a family had two dogs in the household.

At this point, is there anyone who does not love and adore animals? They are cute, furry and make for some of the best friends you’ll ever have. They are some of the best creatures on Earth. What is not to love about them? Perhaps their unyielding loyalty and loving nature are too much to take at times?

While animals are great, they could become a point of contention in a marriage. If one person is a big animal lover while the other is not too keen on them, that could and likely will lead to problems and arguments. Hopefully, they don’t get too heated.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate shares how the topic of the number of animals in the house led to a disagreement between him and his wife. Having one dog already, Nate was hoping to add another canine to the household. However, his better half was against the idea of bringing in another dog. She seemed to be perfectly content with just the one canine.

Nate demonstrated how insane it would be to add another dog to their house and the craziness that would follow if that were to happen. His comments might be just a tad sarcastic.

“My wife does not want another dog because it’s a lot,” he said. It’s a lot to have two dogs cause you got to open the back door and let two dogs out. Then you shut it, and now, now they’re out there. You’re inside, not dealing with it. But then they want to come back in, and you’re, like, ‘Got to go let all these dogs back in!”

Before the clip ends, Nate admits that he’s not much help when caring for the dog he and his family already have.

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

Tim Conway’s on-air announcement quickly spirals into comedic chaos. The comedy legend once again demonstrated why he is often considered one of the funniest people ever to have graced the television screen in a skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but gut-bustlingly funny clip to see Tim address the public with faulty equipment.

We’re all likely more than familiar with Murphy’s Law. It’s the belief that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Of course, that’s a very pessimistic outlook, and no way to go through life, but we’ve all felt that way at one time or another. We may have been right, or we could have just had a negative attitude and were actively looking for anything wrong to confirm our preconceived notions.

Whether you’re a pessimist or an optimist, not everything in life will go your way (big surprise, I know!). Sometimes, we have to make the best of a bad situation, even if the present circumstances are downright awful. In a clip posted on YouTube, making the best of a bad situation is precisely what Tim did while playing a company’s president attempting to make a televised announcement.

With Tim sitting at his desk, things get off on the right foot, at least momentarily. Seconds into his address, we can only hear about every third word out of his mouth. The microphone is failing at the worst possible time. But have no fear - someone stepped in to lend a helping hand.

All should be fixed, right? Not in the slightest. Things go from bad to worse or funny to hysterical.

The person assisting with Tim’s faulty equipment problem somehow only makes things much worse. At one point, the man manages to staple Tim’s hand to his chest, resulting in a pained reaction from Tim.

It is truly amazing how Tim got through that skit without breaking character. He didn’t even smile once, but with all of that going on, he soldiered on, as if it wasn’t happening at all.

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

Tim Hawkins cannot believe this hilarious gas station warning is real. The popular comedian mentioned a sign he spotted at a gas station warning people against performing this odd and really dangerous activity. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear about the sign Tim noticed while filling up his vehicle.

A big part of being a mother and a father involves teaching. Parents are to be teachers and instructors for their children, demonstrating what to and what not to do. In Proverbs 22:6, the Bible also mentions the importance of teaching the youngsters, telling parents to “train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old, he will not depart from it.”

That way, when the child grows up and moves out of the house to live on their own, they can be a fully functional member of society.  They will have enough common sense, knowledge and wisdom to handle themselves in the real world. But somewhere along the way, there must have been a massive breakdown in this teaching and passing along common-sense thing.

In a clip posted on social media, Tim mentions the hilarious and startling sign he spotted at a gas station in Florida (of course, it’s in Florida). The warning on the sign makes you wonder what is happening with people and why this needed to be posted.

“I was in Florida not too long ago,” he said. “I saw a sign on a gas pump that said, ‘Do not siphon gas with your mouth.’ You need that sign?”

Later in the clip, he acts out a scenario in which someone pumping gas states they swiped their card, the gas doesn’t immediately start flowing and they then decide that siphoning gas with their mouth is the next logical step in the process.

What are we doing? Why would that ever be something we’d have to warn people against doing?

Proverbs 1:7 “The fear of the Lord is the start of knowledge; but the foolish have no use for wisdom and instruction.”

A comedian turned a trip to urgent care into comedy gold. The retelling of his time at the quick care facility will have you doubled over with laughter and struggling to catch your breath. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what happened when he stopped at an urgent care location.

Our bodies are not designed or intended to last forever. No one is going to remain on this Earth for hundreds of years. It’s merely a rest stop. Everyone’s body, regardless of how much “anti-aging cream” they slather on themselves, will break down and eventually wear out.

Aging is a natural process everyone undergoes, and nothing can be done to reverse, slow or stop it. Part of getting older involves more frequent, regular trips to the doctor’s office or, at least, medical care facilities. In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Aaron Weber describes what he experienced when he visited an urgent care facility in Nashville, Tennessee.

He said that he actually enjoyed his time at an urgent care facility. Where medical professionals at a doctor’s office are likely to talk down to you and try to impress you with their knowledge and credentials, that is not the case at urgent care facilities.

“You go to a doctor’s office, they talk down to you, right?” he said. “Diplomas on the wall. They’re like, ‘I went to school, I know everything.’ Urgent care is like, ‘Do you have $40? Let’s figure this out together!’”

He also said it’s always strange to fill out paperwork while waiting to see a medical professional, and then when you get to the room, they ask you the exact same questions.

“So, the nurse comes in, we’re face-to-face, she’s asking me questions,” he added. “She goes, ‘What are you in for?’ I said, ‘My nose is clogged.’ She said, ‘You been taking anything?’ I said, ‘Just Sudafed.’ She goes, ‘Oh, can you spell that for me?’”

He also mentioned something that has never made sense to me: pharmacies and why doctors can write prescriptions but not fill them on-site.

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

As his oldest man character, Tim Conway running a butcher shop in a sketch, is comedy perfection. Fellow comedic genius Harvey Korman joins the comedy legend in the classic Carol Burnett Show skit. Watch the hysterical clip to see the legendary comedy duo in the skit that will have you laughing from beginning to end.

Specific names are so closely associated with quality and excellence that whenever we hear them, we instantly know what we’re getting, and we won’t be disappointed. For instance, brand names like Coca-Cola, John Deere, Apple and Nike fall into that exclusive category. Whenever we get something made by one of those well-known brands, we can rest assured that we have received a top-of-the-line product from a highly respected company.

Similar to brands, the same could also be said for some people. Whenever the name Tim Conway was involved with or attached to something, you knew the show, movie or skit would result in nonstop laughter. More often than not, it would become a classic, which happened nearly every time Tim appeared as his Oldest Man character on The Carol Burnett Show, especially when he was paired up with Harvey Korman.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim, as the Oldest Man, is the proprietor of a butcher shop. The establishment is empty, that is, until Harvey, as a stressed-out customer who is in a hurry to get home, strolls through the door. Soon after entering, Harvey barks out his order, stating that he needs “a pound and a half of ground round.”

Things quickly go from bad to worse for Harvey, and it looks like the slow-moving butcher will have an immense amount of trouble correctly fulfilling his order. Tim orders Harvey to take a number even though the store is entirely void of other customers, which only serves to agitate an already angry and upset Harvey.

By the end of the hysterical skit, Harvey is standing in the middle of the establishment in his underwear and has raised the suspicions of a police officer.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

A lost purse sparked a huge argument in a hilarious The Carol Burnett Show skit. The iconic sketch from one of television’s greatest shows will have you laughing uncontrollably from beginning to end. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see why a lost purse caused such a massive blow-up between the two characters.

Life is not meant to be experienced alone. How lonely and boring of an existence would that be if that were the case? Instead, human beings were made and designed for relationships. But healthy relationships require a sizable investment of time and work. Like anything else, we get out what we put into something, or, as the Bible says, we will reap what we sow.

However, no relationship, including a marriage, will be perfect, regardless of the time and work we put into it. In a marriage, there will always be bumps in the road, butting heads, disagreements, whatever you want to call it. Anyone who is married can attest to this fact.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol stars in a skit where she plays a wife whose husband had asked her earlier in the day to pick up some documents at the bank, which she put in her purse.  

But before her husband arrives home, it becomes known that she lost her purse, and she doesn’t think much of it. Soon after he gets home, the gravity of losing her purse hits her like a ton of bricks. She and her husband are under investigation by the government, and the documents that she picked will prove that they don’t owe any further money.

A loud but hilarious argument erupts once her husband learns of Carol’s misplacing her purse. At one point, they reenact Carol’s day, retracing her steps, hoping that something will jar her memory.

However, hilariously and unexpectedly, the tables are turned, and her husband is receiving criticism for his absent-mindedness.

Genesis 2:24 “For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.”

A comedian recalled his side-splitting experiences from basic training. The funnyman, Mike Goodwin, shared some of the hysterical things he experienced and encountered while enduring basic training in the Army. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Mike came up against during basic training and how he responded.

Veterans are heroes who all deserve our respect and gratitude. Those drafted or who voluntarily signed up for military service put their lives on the line for the freedoms we experience in this country.  Because of those men and women sacrificing their time, talent and, in some cases, even lives, we are free, for the most part, to do what we please in this country.

However, massive organizations such as the U.S. military are bound to be stuck in their ways, doing things simply because “that’s just how it’s always been done.” They have been doing something for so long that those in charge and people under their command do not even question their methods and ways of carrying out and completing a task.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike said basic training was the hardest thing he’s ever had to do, mainly because of the Army’s odd phrasing for simple, everyday tasks, and because he’s a smart aleck by nature. 

“And the problem with the Army, especially, they would tell you to do stuff that you didn’t know what it meant,” Mike said. “Like, they wouldn’t say, ‘Hey, man, do some pushups.’ They didn’t tell you to do that. No, they’d tell you stuff like, ‘Beat your face.’”

Later in the clip, Mike says that the Army also had a strange name for jumping jacks, calling them “the side straddle hop.” He added that the Army seemed to have an issue when it came to counting, claiming that two jumping jacks were actually only one when exercising.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Tim Hawkins hilariously reveals the worst church for baptism. The popular Christian comedian has named the church where no one wants to be baptized. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the church he names, which will have you laughing while shaking your head in total agreement.

Baptism is an important sacrament in the church. It's essential to every Christian's faith journey as they grow closer to and deepen in their relationship with Jesus Christ. Baptism is an outward expression of what has already taken place internally. It's intended to show others that they have been forgiven of their sins, left behind their old life and ways, and have chosen to follow Jesus Christ.

Of course, every Christian understands what happens when someone is baptized. While standing in a container or body of water, the person receiving the baptism is dunked down underneath the water's surface, remaining there for one or two seconds. They are then quickly brought back up, which is meant to signify that they are now a new creation in Christ, with their sins and old ways being washed away.

Baptism is wonderful, and many churches conduct baptisms fairly regularly. However, in a clip posted on social media, Tim mentions the one kind of church no one would want to get baptized in, and he is 100 percent correct.

"I saw this road sign and all it said was 'Slow church ahead,'" he said. "There's no punctuation or anything. What are we supposed to do? Supposed to drive slow because there's a church ahead or they're just real upfront?  No dude, there's a slow church coming up here. Don't go on Sunday, it's going to take you all day, bro."

He then acts out members of this church in slow motion, which is hilarious. Later in the clip, he demonstrates what would happen if someone were to be baptized in this church.

"I would not want to get baptized in a slow church," he said. "Wade in the Water! Wade in the Water! Stay down!"

Mark 16:16 "He who has faith and is given baptism will get salvation; but he who has no faith will be judged."

One comedian’s outlook on worry will have you laughing and nodding along. The funnyman shared some knowledge and insight from his grandmother, who told him there are only two things to worry about in life. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear about the two things that should concern everyone.

As you’ve probably already discovered, life is a series of unpredictable events. While many people would like to think they have much control over what happens to them, that is not the case. Yes, we possess freewill, and our decisions and choices will dictate our course in life, but many other situations and circumstances are entirely out of our control.

That lack of control will and does scare many people. They will then start thinking and obsessing over situations they have little to no control over, adding unnecessary stress and worry to their lives. However, one comedian, Mike Goodwin, says only two things in life should cause us to worry.

In the video posted on YouTube, Mike explains that his grandmother told him, “There are only two things in life that you worry about: whether you’re healthy or whether you’re sick.”

That seems simple enough. Well, his grandmother’s position on worry may not be as easy as it first appears.

“If you’re healthy, you ain’t got nothing to worry about,” Mike adds. “But if you’re sick, you got two things to worry about: Whether you’re going to get better, whether you’re going to get worse.”

Hilariously, as Mike continues, he says that the person who gets healthy has nothing to stress about, but the individual who remains sick has two things that ought to cause them concern. They must be worried whether they are going to pull through or pass away.

And at that point, you guessed it, they still have two things to worry about: where they will be spending eternity.

Hilariously, as Mike stated at the beginning of the clip, only two things should worry us.

Philippians 4:6 “In nothing be anxious; but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God.”