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Nate Bargatze's babysitting experience is pure comedy. The popular comedian recalled the time he watched his buddy's son, and his take on the situation will leave you doubled over with laughter. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what happened when Nate babysat.

Every parent would agree that children are, without a doubt, some of the biggest blessings. Moms and dads would trade anything in the world for more time with their little ones. After all, children are only little for a short time, and once those moments are gone, they are gone forever, never to be recovered. 

However, as precious and invaluable as spending time with one's children is, being with them every waking minute is not always possible. People must make a living, and often other obligations pull them away from their youngsters. In that event, parents have to find others willing and able to care for their children for a short period of time, people typically referred to as babysitters.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate shares his experience with the wonderful world of babysitting. He mentions a friend of his watched his daughter at one point. To return the favor, he agreed to babysit for his friend's son. As he hilariously explains, it wasn't exactly a fair trade. Things did not go exactly according to plan.

"My buddy wanted me to watch his son," he said. "He watched my daughter one time, which I learned is not a fair trade. I should get eight watches to his one watch."

Later in the clip, Nate hysterically details what happened after his friend's son entered his house.

"I handed over a princess," Nate said. "He just throws a bobcat in my house! I lose him immediately. He's like under the deck, chewing on wires. I had to wrestle him down. I was like, 'Why don't you want him on a leash before you bring him over next time?'"

Job 8:21 "The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips."

Several stars from The Carol Burnett Show revisited the skits that had everyone in stitches. They recalled their time on the beloved television program and shared stories about some of those hysterical, iconic skits that had the studio audience and often the cast bursting into laughter. Watch the clip to hear about one of the funniest television shows of all time from its cast and crew.

It's often said that comedy is more challenging to do than drama. There are a lot more dramatic actors than there are stand-up comedians. Of course, that's because everyone has a different sense of humor. What I find funny may not tickle your funny bone, and vice versa.

However, those differences do not apply to The Carol Burnett Show. Anyone who watches one of the program's legendary skits will likely be doubled over in laughter. Amazingly, a skit from The Carol Burnett Show will have you laughing from the beginning to the end. And it did so without the use of language and vulgarity. It was all because of its hysterical, top-of-the-line writing and the legendary cast.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol, Tim Conway, Vicki Lawrence and others reflect on the show, sharing memories of their time working together and why they believe made the show so great. They also mention those memorable crack-ups during skits and how and why Tim was so often able to make those around him break character.

"None of us knew what Tim was going to do," Carol said. "So, he would wind up doing some shtick that had never been done in rehearsal before or on the previous show. And inevitably, the sketch would run, maybe four minutes long, you know, over. And so, what we would do would be to cut down on something else or save another sketch for another week because what Tim would come up with was gold."

Later in the clip, the iconic dentist skit, in which Tim is a nervous, first-time dentist preparing to work on his patient, played by Harvey Korman. It's revealed that Tim came up with the Novocain bit on the spot.

The Carol Burnett Show is a program that continues to keep audiences rolling with laughter. It will always be funny watching Harvey and the rest of the cast struggle to keep it together while Tim or someone else does something crazy and off-the-wall.

Job 8:21 "The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips."

Tim Conway and Harvey Korman as pianists will have you in stitches. The two comedy legends showed they can bring the laughs without saying a word in this classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch this hysterical, gut-bustlingly funny clip of Tim and Harvey as classically trained musicians.

Throughout history, there have been several truly iconic and legendary comedy duos. Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, Bud Abbott and Louis Costello and Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, are likely the comedic pairings that immediately come to mind, and rightfully so.

However, there is one duo that people, for whatever reason, seem to leave out whenever this discussion comes up: Tim Conway and Harvey Korman. Whenever those two appeared in a skit together on The Carol Burnett Show, you knew you were in for a treat and were witnessing something truly iconic. For the most part, it was only a matter of time until Harvey broke character and burst into laughter.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim and Harvey are, again, in another skit together, but this time they are pianists. Harvey is the legendary, world-renowned musician, and Tim is his much younger but still very talented protégé. At the beginning of the sketch, Harvey introduces the situation while sporting a wild, unkempt wig and an equally disheveled and untidy mustache. Seconds later, Tim, also wearing a hilariously ridiculous wig, walks out on stage and sits at the empty piano.

From that point forward, the dialogue is basically nonexistent. But the laughs keep coming as things between the two pianos go from friendly to competitive to downright hostile. The clip eventually ends with Harvey and Tim destroying each other’s piano and inflicting a fair amount of pain on one another.

Somehow, through the entire hysterical skit, neither Tim nor Harvey breaks character. There might have been one instance at the very beginning where Harvey begins to smirk, but other than that, they both manage to hold it together.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Tim Hawkins admits he’d be totally lost without his wife, and it’s hilarious. The popular comedian mentions how much he adores and relies upon his better half and what would likely happen if she were no longer around. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Tim share how his life would immediately and dramatically change without his wife.

Like anything worthwhile in life, marriage requires hard work, time and perseverance. Yes, there will be good times, reasons to celebrate and occasions and moments to remember forever. Unfortunately, low points, trials and hardships also have a way of finding us, which might even try and test that marriage relationship.

But often, it’s during those difficult and unpleasant situations that marriages grow the most. When one person is down, someone is there to help lift them back up. And the husband and wife will become closer because they have gone through such circumstances.

In a clip posted on social media, Tim states how he would be utterly lost if anything happened to her. He hilariously admits that he would not know how to function.

“I’ve been married 19 years now,” he said. “Isn’t it awesome? Oh, I got the better end of that deal right there. Seriously, she doesn’t need me at all. If she ever leaves me, I’m going with her.”

Later in the clip, he shares that his inability to function in life without his wife is not abnormal. Every husband feels this way and knows it to be true.

“You husbands know what I’m talking about,” he said. “We just walk around the house like, ‘Why are we here? I feel like a catcher in t-ball walking around the house.’”

He also adds that his wife is so much smarter than he is. She and many other women can concentrate and think about several things simultaneously. According to Tim, men, on the other hand, can’t do anything remotely similar.

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

Carol Burnett and Harvey Korman hilariously portray an overbooked married couple. The two comedy legends repeatedly try to fit one another into their busy schedules, but nothing seems to work out for them. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see them go back and forth as they try to fit the other into their jam-packed schedule.

Everyone is busy, with life constantly tugging and pulling them in 100 different directions, leaving most people feeling overbooked, overstressed and overwhelmed. There’s this meeting at this time, and that meeting is taking place then. Little Johnny has soccer practice over here, while Suzie has rehearsal over there. Oh, and at some point, everyone has to find time to eat and sleep. 

Life can often feel like an experiment to see how many events, meetings and practices you can fit into a 24-hour period. Of course, that’s not a healthy way to go about life. It is terrible for relationships. That’s why everyone needs to take some time during those busy schedules to rest and relax.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol and Harvey are a married couple sitting at the table together as they prepare to start their day. As they catch up, Carol suggests they enjoy lunch together. Unfortunately, that is not possible with Harvey’s full schedule. She then offers coffee in the afternoon as a potential alternative.

Sadly, coffee is a no-go for Harvey, but he mentions that he has eight minutes that are entirely free later in the day. That will not work with Carol’s schedule. The two of them go back and forth at a rapid-fire pace, with each offering a possible opening as the other just as quickly shoots it down.

There is a hilarious surprise ending to this classic skit. Carol looks at her watch and is reminded she’s needed at the hospital. She stands up and reveals that she’s pregnant. Of course, the joke is that she is so busy that she has actually had to schedule time to give birth to a baby.

Matthew 11:28 “Come to me, all you who are troubled and weighted down with care, and I will give you rest.”

Carol Burnett and Harvey Korman's fight ends in a house-destroying laugh fest. The comedy legends show how a minor, seemingly meaningless disagreement can quickly escalate in a classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how and why a fight between Carol and Harvey spiraled out of control and destroyed their home.

Disagreements are going to happen and are simply a part of life. And while some may hate and avoid confrontation at all costs, they are inevitable. No two people are 100 percent alike; not everyone has the same view or opinion on every topic or subject. How boring would that be?

Now, arguments and disagreements will even spring up between married people. They do happen and aren't necessarily a bad thing. The problem with disagreements often arises in how they are handled. They can be dealt with in a mature, civilized manner or in a childish way, in which the parties lash out at one another with anger and malice.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol and Harvey play an obscenely wealthy, pompous and pretentious married couple. Their home is decorated in a gaudy, showy way to display their opulence and taste for life's finer, more expensive things. Their house is so incredibly well decorated and in such pristine condition that it will be featured in a magazine spread.

However, what Harvey meant as the slightest critique of Carol's taste in decorative ashtrays quickly spirals out of control. Carol cannot take the criticism and responds viciously and cruelly, trying to hurt Harvey's decorating skills. This cycle goes back and forth until Carol and Harvey have destroyed their once beautiful home. By the end of the sketch, their home is nearly unrecognizable from how it looked only moments ago.

Sometimes, it's best not to respond when someone criticizes. Most things are worth getting worked up about.

Proverbs 17:22 "A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry."

A comedian breaks down some interior decorating trends, and it’s comedy gold. Jonnie W. mentioned something many churches have recently started to do when beautifying and enhancing the inside of their buildings. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear him talk about the trend he’s noticed and who he sees as the people responsible for it.

How odd would it be to go into someone’s house, a business or any other building that people visit regularly and see nothing on the walls? We’d think they were moving, had just moved in, were going out of business or dream up some other horrible scenario. That’s one reason why interior decorating matters—you want people who visit to feel comfortable and welcomed, not ill at ease and like they just walked into a close-out sale.

However, when it comes to interior decorating, everyone has different tastes. Some people follow the trends and the crowd and do what everyone else is doing at the moment. Jonnie W. has noticed one trend, and it’s safe to say he’s not a big fan of it.

“Some churches put stencils on the wall,” he said. “I’ve noticed this. You go into churches; they’ll, like, put stuff on the walls. White people do this a lot. I blame Chip and Joanna Gaines for this culture. You ever walk into somebody’s house: ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ on the wall? What is that? What are you doing? On my wall, I want ‘Live, Laugh, Leave.’ That’s what I want. Get out!”

Later in the clip, he mentioned how a similar decorating style in one church he visited caused him to consider one fundamental question.

“I went to a church a few months ago, and they had the Ten Commandments on the wall,” he said. “And it wasn’t just like altogether. It was like scattered throughout the church, just randomly. So weird, the placement of some of these commandments. Like, over the pastor’s office, I swear to you, it said, ‘Thou Shalt Not Kill.’ It’s like, ‘What happened in pastor’s office? What do I need to know?’”

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Nate Bargatze recalls the time when his heavy ketchup usage received unexpected and hilarious attention. The popular comedian mentioned that his love of the tomato condiment once caused someone, a stranger, to address him about it. Watch the short but hysterical clip as Nate recounts this unforeseen interaction brought about by ketchup.

Condiments are meant to enhance food and help bring out the flavor. But, of course, that isn’t all they do. In other unfortunate cases, they act as a band-aid, covering up the taste of our meal and making it edible. Sadly, we’ve all been there, where our meal wasn’t the greatest, but we didn’t want to injure and harm the chef’s feelings.

Yet, there are other instances in which people have fallen in love with condiments, desperately searching for that ketchup bottle before even trying those fries or onion rings. Who knows, they may not even need it. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate recalls the time when his ketchup usage caused someone to sit up, take notice and even comment on it.

“I used so much ketchup once at a restaurant that a stranger walked up to me and goes, ‘That’s a lot of ketchup,’” he said.

Nate then considers how much ketchup he must have used that someone he didn’t know felt compelled to comment on the amount.

“Do you know how much ketchup you got to use?” he said. “That guy doesn’t want to get involved, you know?  But he sees it, so I mean, his wife’s like, ‘Let it go.’ He’s like, ‘I think I got to say something. I don’t think he knows, we’re all, no one’s using that much ketchup.’”

Now, you’re probably wondering, like I am, about the amount of ketchup Nate used on his meal that caused someone to stop and say something to him about it. It's too bad he did not provide pictures of his ketchup-covered meal.

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

Nate Bargatze explained why getting information from his wife can be a struggle. The popular comedian shared how his better half does not always give him the best facts and figures. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Nate talk about how conversations with his wife do not always go as he expects.

Proper communication is crucial. Its absence can and will lead to many problems and unfortunate situations. Bad things can happen. There will likely be heated arguments, disagreements and maybe even hurt feelings and damaged relationships.

Communicating correctly and clearly is vital in every instance. Communication is especially important in marriages. All married people are likely to agree with that statement wholeheartedly. One could make the case that every disagreement and fight in a marriage can be traced back to miscommunication somewhere along the line. 

In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate hilariously details how faulty communication between him and his wife resulted in a disagreement and them not talking while they were on vacation in Florida.

“It’s the information that she chooses to tell me at times,” he said. “We took a trip to Fort Lauderdale, and her and our daughter are flying from Nashville, where we live. And I was flying from Detroit. We’re meeting at Fort Lauderdale airport. I have to find them when I land.”

This is where things start to go sideways.

“So, I called her because I was about to take off, and I was like, ‘What time do you guys leave?’ And she goes, ‘Noon.’ It’s 11:30, and they’re still at home. I was like, ‘Laura, I don’t know if you even know what an airport is.’”

She had told Nate when she and their daughter planned to leave the house for their 1:30 flight.

“So, what do you think I wanted to know when I asked that?” he said. “Is that what you thought was the best information you could give me was the time that meant nothing to nobody?”

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

John Crist has a helpful and side-splitting guide to saying “no” the Christian way. The popular comedian has come up with a handful of different ways a Christian can answer someone in the negative. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how a Christian can tell someone no and still be kind while doing it.

We only have so much time and money. Because they are limited, finite resources, constantly seeking ways and opportunities to maximize them is always a good idea. One of the best, easiest and most efficient methods of making your time and money go further is to say no.

While the word “no” is helpful when trying to be selective and conserve time and money, it can also be challenging. No one wants to disappoint or hurt someone else, but when telling someone you can’t do this or that, it’s bound to happen. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, John has come up with several ways to do this that might slightly lessen the sting.

“I don’t know if you knew this or not, but when you got saved, you got eternal life, forgiveness of sins and access to a whole long list of ways to say no that’ll make you sound way more spiritual of a person than you actually are,” he says.

The rest of the video is John demonstrating some hilarious phrases you may incorporate into discussions with others when your answer is no whenever presented with an opportunity. You may have already heard of some of these phrases or use them yourself.

Some of the phrases he mentions include:

“I’m feeling led in a different direction.”

“Let me talk to my pastor about that.”

“God has a different assignment for me.”

“I just don’t feel like that’s something that Jesus would do.”

Many are hilarious and obvious signs that someone is saying no without saying no. They are all better than “maybe” or “I’ll think about it,” which, as we all know, both mean no as well.

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

Tim Hawkins recalls how advice from his mother would come in a little tardy. The popular comedian shared how he received excellent knowledge and wisdom when the moment had already passed. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear about Tim’s mom dispensing motherly wisdom and wise instructions after the fact.

No one knows everything, and that is especially true for young people. Yes, those youngsters may try to act in a manner showing they have a firm grasp on and understanding of things. They may even state how they believe they “know it all” and shun all knowledge and wisdom shared with them.

Of course, this is a foolish way to live life and a recipe for utter disaster and ruin. Someone who is boastful, obnoxious and openly turns away from knowledge and wisdom, thinking they have all the answers to everything, will soon discover the error of their ways. Everyone, regardless of their age or stage in life, can benefit from wisdom and sound advice.

However, as Tim Hawkins mentions in a hysterical clip posted on social media when we receive that advice, it makes all the difference. He shares how his mom would give him excellent advice as a young man. The only problem was that it often came after the moment that it would have been helpful.

“Sometimes, as parents, we just fail at advice,” he said. “I remember my mom, when I was a kid, she used to give me good advice too late.”

Later in the clip, Tim gives a laugh-out-loud example of advice given much too late.

“Like when I was a kid, I hit my head on the corner of the table,” he said. “’Careful!’  “Boy, I’m sure glad you were there, Hoss! Who knows what would have happened, Nostradamus?”

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

A pastor learned and heard about his leadership failures in a hysterical skit. One pastor goes undercover, disguised as an employee in his church’s children’s department, and gets a hilariously honest assessment of his flaws and failures. Watch the short but uproarious clip to see how the pastor reacts when his leadership style and preaching are harshly criticized.

Many people say they want to hear criticism and learn about areas and places where they can improve, but is that really the case? Another popular saying is that we’re our own worst critics, but I’m not entirely sure that’s true either. Both of those statements and ideas sound great, that is, until people are completely, 100 percent honest. At that point, we’re more likely to react defensively and make excuses for ourselves.

In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian John Crist plays a church pastor who goes undercover as an employee with his church’s children’s department. He likely thought he’d hear how great things were and how good of a pastor he is, but that is not what happened. Instead, the pastor receives an honest and hilariously brutal assessment.

The pastor, disguised as a new employee, meets with the church children’s ministry director, who begins their meeting with a blunt comment about the pastor’s perceived lack of concern and care about her department.

“I’m pretty shocked that they hired anyone for the children’s ministry because our pastor literally hates children,” she said.

She then explains the check-in system and how it’s rather impersonal.

“So, every kid gets a number-letter code whenever they arrive, and the Bible says that every kid is precious in the eyes of the Lord,” she said. “But here, it’s a herd of cattle. A child really feels special when he’s number 46Z79-Alpha2.”

Later in the clip, the pastor’s lack of parenting ability is criticized.

“No lie, the worst kids in the entire children’s ministry, and everybody knows this: the pastor’s kids,” she says.

But that wasn’t all she said about the pastor’s children.

“Trust me, these kids are actual demons,” the woman said. “They literally never listen to anybody, and last week, I caught the pastor’s son throwing rocks at another kid. Said he was reenacting the stoning of Stephen.”

However, she does not stop there. She mentions how the pastor going over the expected time on Sundays makes her job infinitely more difficult, and how she has not listened to any of his sermons in years. 

What a hilarious skit that proves we probably don’t want people to be entirely blunt and honest with us when it comes to some areas.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

John Crist’s reaction to an announcement on a Spirit Airlines flight is comedic gold. The comedian had an honest and hilarious response when he heard a crew member come over the plane’s public address system. Watch the short but hysterical clip to learn what was said and how John responded.

Most people do not enjoy flying. Sure, they may not be petrified of traveling the friendly skies, but the whole process can be terribly exhausting…and just terrible in general. Flying is a whole ordeal, from security to checking baggage to finding the correct gate.

Of course, one’s opinions and feelings about flying are greatly influenced by one's experience with specific airlines. A pleasant, professional and efficient Delta flight will positively impact how someone views flying. On the other hand, someone who had an awful time on a Southwest flight will likely look at flying negatively. But when it comes to Spirit Airlines, I’m not sure it’s possible to have a good experience.

In a clip posted on YouTube, John recalls a time when using the airliner with a less-than-stellar reputation. He said during his flight, someone experienced a medical emergency, and either the pilot or another flight crew member came over the loudspeaker and made the announcement. He says they then made a request that he found rather funny, especially considering it was a Spirit Airlines flight. He said they asked if there was a doctor onboard.

“I go, ‘There’s no doctor on a Spirit Airlines flight!’” he said. “I go, ‘You know where the doctors are? On Delta, OK?’”

After no one responded to the call for a doctor, he claims the flight crew started to lower their standards quickly, hoping anyone could help.

“I go, ‘There’s no medical professional on this flight,’” he said. “This ticket cost $40, we’re all unemployed.”

Eventually, they asked if anyone had watched an episode of “Grey’s Anatomy.”

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Steve Carell delivered laughs and dance moves during an unforgettable commencement speech. The actor spoke at Northwestern University’s graduation, and it’s an address that those students and faculty members will likely never forget. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what “The Office” star said and to see him bust a move.

Graduation for every student, whether from high school or college, is a mammoth milestone that deserves to be recognized and celebrated. A graduation ceremony is a time-honored tradition to do just that, where those graduating are lauded for their educational accomplishment and receive words of wisdom and encouragement for their futures.

Regarding graduation, colleges and universities often invite recognizable people to address the graduates. Presidents, both current and past, and high-ranking members of the military are always popular selections. However, for their most recent graduation ceremony, Northwestern University went a decidedly different route for their speaker: actor and comedian Steve Carell.

In the clip posted on YouTube, Steve Carell, best known for playing the lovable yet clueless boss of Scranton’s Dunder Mifflin branch, Michael Scott, delivers a laugh-out-loud funny address and even shows off some fancy footwork.

Steve delivered this hilarious line as he mentioned the theme of his address and what he wanted to talk to the graduates about.

“Today, I’d like to talk about something quite simple, something that is important to me and something that I believe we need more of in the world,” he said. “My topic this morning is kindness. So, please just shut up and listen.”

Later in the clip, Steve hilariously shared how he exemplifies kindness.

“I understand the importance of kindness,” he said. “I am kind, or at least that seems to be a common misconception about me.”

The clip also showed Steve dancing on stage, high-fiving and dancing with the most recent Northwestern University graduates.

Psalm 149:3 “Let them give praise to his name in the dance: let them make melody to him with instruments of brass and corded instruments of music.”

Nate Bargatze’s take on his wife selling things online is hysterical. The popular comedian mentions that his wife has an entrepreneurial spirit, and how she’s going about it concerns him. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Nate says about his better half selling things online.

The internet has completely revolutionized how we live. We have access to news 24/7, an endless supply of entertainment options and can instantly communicate with people on the other side of the world. Also, thanks to social media, we can instantly start pointless political arguments with strangers and keep tabs on people from high school whom we haven’t talked to or seen in 10 or 20 years.

If social media platforms weren’t already a big enough part of our lives, we can also sell items we find lying around the house to others on them. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentions how his wife has started selling things on Facebook Marketplace, but she failed to tell him. With much hilarity, Nate explains how he came about this discovery.

“She started selling stuff online on Facebook Marketplace, and I found this out from a guy at my front door,” he said. “I don’t even really know what it is. I think it’s just putting your home address on the open internet.”

Later in the clip, he explains how the upside of a situation like that isn’t great, especially when considering the possible outcome.

“She sold an old kid’s folding chair for $5,” he said. Best-case scenario: we receive $5. Worst case: our whole family is murdered. But if the stars align, and it goes as great as she could hope it could go, we receive $5.”

I'm going out on a limb, but I’m guessing that Nate’s wife no longer sells anything on Facebook Marketplace.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

A comedian had everyone laughing with his hysterical and relatable jokes about aging. Chris Monty shared some of the strange things the body does when people reach a certain age. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to hear his bit about the aging process and the odd ways the body reacts to getting older.

Aging is a completely natural, normal process. It happens to everyone, and nothing can be done to stop, slow or reverse it. However, that fact about the aging process, which is widely known and accepted, does not keep people from trying their darndest to do just that. 

Entire industries have been created to mask and slow the aging process. Many get Botox shots in their faces to hide wrinkles, and others use copious amounts of makeup to make themselves look younger. Whatever we do to our physical appearance, it does not and will never stop time, which is constantly moving forward.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Chris shares what he has experienced as he’s gotten older. He mentioned what happens when he tries to lie down for a nap. Oddly enough, as he explains, not every limb of his body wants to go to sleep simultaneously. There seems to be a different sleep schedule for his legs and hands.

“Like I took a nap this afternoon,” he said. “Just laid down and take a nap. Only my foot fell asleep. What the heck is this all about now? Do our body parts take shifts as we get older? That’s what I think what happens. You get to a certain age, your body parts do what they want to do. They don’t tell the rest of the body.”

Later in the clip, he mentions going to the doctor and asking about losing his hair. He doesn’t like the fact that his hair is noticeably thinning. He asked the doctor for some help, something to help keep him from losing his hair. He wanted something to keep it in. His doctor’s answer was to give him a Ziploc bag.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Nate Bargatze’s airplane experience will have you laughing from takeoff to landing. The popular comedian shared an unexpected and hysterical encounter while traveling on an aircraft.  Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what happened to Nate when preparing to fly.

Everyone loves getting away, leaving behind all their cares and concerns, even if just for a few short days. A vacation does everybody good – we aren’t meant to work until our last breath. It’s a big world with many sights, sounds, smells and tastes, so get out there and enjoy and explore it.

While most people love vacations, no one loves traveling. The destination is great, but getting there is rarely, if ever, a good time. Unfortunately, that typically means traveling by airplane, which is always a joy (sarcasm applied heavily here). In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentioned what happened to him when he was on an airplane right before takeoff.

As he states, the situation began when the woman sitting beside him almost missed the flight. In Nate’s words, she looked as if she was surprised and told at the last minute that she was booked on a flight.

“I mean, it looked like she just found out she had a flight,” Nate said. “Like, she was out on the sidewalk, and someone goes up to her like, ‘Hey, you got to go to Phoenix now!”

But that’s not where the story ends.

“She sits next to me,” he said. “She’s pounding this water, and she’s got these headphones she bought in this plastic case, and she’s trying to open them the same way a raccoon would try to open them. And she’s eating it and clawing. She can’t get it, so she looks at me and says loudly, ‘Hey, do you have a knife on you?’”

The clip ends with Nate hilariously responding that he had “a knife and a gun, which one would help more?”

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Nate Bargatze hilariously lists what he’s banned from doing around his wife. The popular and incredibly funny comedian shared what he does that puts his wife on edge and how she responds. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Nate explain what he does that annoys his wife to no end.

Marriage is one of the most beautiful parts of life. Who wouldn’t want to spend their entire lives completely and hopelessly devoted to and in love with someone? However, like anything else worthwhile, marriage requires much work, patience and care.

Wedding ceremonies are extraordinary, emotional events in which attendees see a family created, where two people vow to remain with one another until death do them part. But it’s after the wedding that real life and marriage begin. Throughout any marriage, there will be fights and arguments. No two people will see eye-to-eye on every single subject; that’s simply an impossibility and would also be quite boring.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentions what he cannot do around his better half. He also shares that she is not shy about letting him know what he does that drives her crazy. Some of them are unexpected, while others are pretty surprising.

“Look, there’s a lot of things I’m not allowed to do near her as well,” he said. “If I snore, she hits me with a closed fist. Those nudging days are long gone.”

Later in the clip, Nate stated that his list of restricted activities around his wife also includes eating, specifically when he chews.

“I’m not allowed to eat near her,” he said. “I guess I chew louder than a lot of humans, and she has the hearing of an owl. If we eat meat, I got to eat it in the yard like a lion at the zoo.”

Genesis 2:24 “For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.”

A comedian’s hilarious stories about his interactions at church have the audience rolling with laughter. The comedian, Josh Novey, describes himself as a “churchy guy” and then mentions some of the hysterical and awkward situations he has encountered at church.

Funny, awkward, uncomfortable and weird situations can and do happen anywhere there are people, including the church. Josh says that in addition to being a regular churchgoer, he is also a single guy. He explains what happens and what people have said to him in the church because of his single status. In a clip posted on YouTube, he shows how some people expect single people to do particular things in the church.

“I’m a single guy,” Josh says. “I’m single in church. It’s tough being single in church ‘cause they expect me to do everything. Every Sunday, my pastor’s like, ‘Hey, we’re retiling the roof at 4 a.m. See you there!’ No, you won’t. My phone’s going to be off.”

Later in the clip, Josh mentions how dating can be difficult, especially because, as he puts it, he can be awkward when interacting with others.

“So, I’m at church; I’m having a great conversation with this lady, right?” he said. “We connected. We were talking about a lot of stuff; we had a lot of stuff in common. She starts talking about hobbies. She goes, ‘What do you do for a living?’ I said, ‘Well, I’m a standup comic. Sometimes people laugh.’ I said, ‘What do you do in your spare time?’ And she said she likes to square dance. And I was like, ‘Well, we both make bad decisions.’”

Then, Josh says that because he is awkward, his words can become jumbled up at times, making for embarrassing and hilarious moments, particularly when he’s trying to get a young woman's attention. He talked about what happened when he tried online dating.

Psalm 126:2 “Then our mouths were full of laughing, and our tongues gave a glad cry; they said among the nations, The Lord has done great things for them.”

Tim Hawkins tees up some big laughs with his side-splitting golf song. The popular comedian has written an original tune about an activity that is a favorite pastime of many. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear and see Tim perform his laugh-out-loud song about the game of golf.

Everyone should have hobbies and activities that help them distract themselves from the stressors and worries of everyday life. It’s good for one’s physical and mental health to get away from those burdens and concerns, at least for a little bit. Whatever it is, find a nice, relaxing activity and give it a try. You may even discover a talent you never knew you had.

Golf is a popular pastime and hobby for many. Some people thoroughly enjoy it and cannot wait to get out on the links for a round of nine or 18 holes. Personally, I have never enjoyed playing golf. The game is entirely too slow and boring. Also, if I wanted to walk that much while playing a game, I would just go on a hike.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim sings about giving golf a try. As the lyrics explain, the game was suggested to him in order to ease some of his stress, so that’s exactly what he did. He purchased some clubs, some balls, and a pair of golf shoes and even attended a few golf classes. Then, it was time for him to play a golf round.

It did not go well! A few simple but hilarious lines explain what happened.

“Well, my swing is all wrong
My golf balls are gone
And I drove the cart into a tree
And the country club banned me”

That sounds bad enough, but as the song continues, it only gets worse, much worse. Needless to say, he probably won’t be playing golf again anytime soon.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”