Comedians

Carol Burnett thinks it’s the end, and it’s absolutely hysterical. The comedic legend believes that she is dying, and her over-the-top, dramatic reaction in an iconic skit will have you laughing from beginning to end. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to see how Carol acts when she believes that her life is coming to an end.

Death, as ironic as it may be, is a part of life. No one will live forever; our bodies will wear out and waste away eventually. It’s not a process that we can stop or avoid. Death is something that we will all experience at one time. It’s also something that has likely significantly impacted your life already.

In a clip posted on YouTube from The Carol Burnett Show, Carol plays an actress who is 100 percent certain that death is knocking on her door. She is dying; there’s no question about it, she believes. The only problem is that Carol’s character is absolutely wrong.

The skit begins with the doctor descending the stairs after having just checked up on Carol. She has nothing terminal but a “common ordinary virus. Upon hearing those words, Carol’s faithful and attentive butler, played by Harvey Korman, slaps the doctor across the face.

Moments later, Harvey and Lyle Waggoner, who plays the doctor, have difficulty keeping it together. Both have instances where they nearly burst into laughter.

So, playing an actress in the skit, Carol’s character is super dramatic and over-the-top about the entire situation. She seeks to control every aspect of her death, even what happens after she is gone. Carol’s character dramatically and loudly discusses her death and her eulogy. Carol actually holds an audition for her eulogy. 

In the end, the only person qualified to give Carol’s eulogy is Carol herself, even though she likely won’t be around to give it when that time arrives. 

Things go from loud and crazy to insane, zany and completely off-the-wall. The longer the skit goes, the more insane it becomes.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

John Crist shares his hilarious take on the story of Lazarus from Lazarus’s point of view. The comedian takes a different approach to the miracle of Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear John’s take on Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead.

Jesus Christ knows and understands what it’s like to be human. He literally walked among us, teaching and preaching. He experienced hurt and heartache just like every other human being. But even though, at that time, He was fully human, He was still the Messiah, the one sent to save humanity from their sins.

During Christ’s time on Earth, he performed several miracles, which are recorded in the New Testament. One of those miracles involved raising Lazarus from the dead. Lazarus had been dead for four days at the time of Christ’s miracle. In a clip posted on YouTube, John looks at what Lazarus might have been doing right before being brought back to life.

John mentions how everyone was thrilled to have Lazarus back. It was a miracle, as Jesus had literally raised the dead. However, Lazarus had been dead for four days, and, according to John, he was likely busy in heaven right before being resurrected.

“Just up there decorating his mansion,” John said. ‘Ok, this is awesome! I can’t believe we’re finally here. This is great!’ He had a bum knee; he’s walking better, feeling good.”

Later in the clip, John imagines how it might have gone when Lazarus was informed that his time in heaven was ending and that he was returning to Earth.

“Excuse me, is Lazarus here?” John asks. “Yeah. Oh, man, listen, we don’t normally do this, but listen, we’ve got to send you back. Back to the Middle East with no air conditioning, sorry!”

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

A comedian jokes that every conversation between him and his wife is a never-ending guessing game. He mentions he and his wife have reached the point in their marriage where their memories aren’t what they used to be, which makes for interesting conversations. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how every conversation turns into a game neither of them wins.

Time waits for no one, as it’s constantly marching forward. Of course, that means aging is a process that no one can escape or avoid. Even though we may exercise daily, eat a nutritious, well-balanced diet and take vitamin supplements regularly, we cannot and will not stop getting older. That’s a fact of life.

That means that our bodies, over the years, will start to break down slowly. We can’t do the same things we could once do at 25 in our 50s or 60s. There are many signs of aging, likely some of which you’ve already experienced. One of the most noticeable is that the memory is not what it was in our youth.

In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Jeff Allen explains how he and his wife’s faltering memories have started to hilariously impact their conversations. Jeff says he and his wife have difficulty recalling people, places and things. Their conversations quickly become a series of guessing games.

“We honestly can’t remember a thing,” he said. “We really can’t. It’s just a game show. We just start guessing and going, ‘No, that’s not...”

Later in the clip, Jeff specifically points out a conversation in which his wife remembered seeing someone on TV with whom Jeff had worked once. However, she couldn’t remember the man’s name, height or where Jeff had worked with this person. Jeff tried to help her figure it out, but in the end, things went unsolved.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Nate Bargatze explains what happened when grandma went to get his daughter. The comedian recalls the hilarious and unexpected events that took place when his mother attempted to pick up his daughter from a friend’s house. Check out the short but hysterical clip to hear how this easy task was anything but simple.

Every grandparent loves spending time with their grandchildren. There isn’t a grandparent alive who would turn down an opportunity to spend time with those little ones. It doesn’t matter the activity or reason or how little the time, every grandparent will jump at the chance to be with their grandchildren.

Even if it means simply picking up their grandchildren from a friend’s house, grandparents are always willing to lend a helping hand. However, as Nate hilariously explains in a clip posted on YouTube, sometimes their help isn’t always that helpful. It should have been easy, but things quickly and hysterically went off the rails.

“We had my mom go pick up our daughter recently at a friend’s house, and I texted her the address,” he said. “And she drove to the wrong house.”

He explains that his mom knocked on the door of the wrong house and encountered another grandmother.

“Well, this is no good,” he said. “This is like two dogs seeing each other through a fence. It’s going to be hard to get them both back inside.”

The two women both quickly mentioned they had grandchildren, which began a long conversation. In all, the grandmothers ended up talking for 30 minutes.  

“Just two grandmothers,” he added. “You have stuff? I have stuff, too. They talked for 30 minutes. It’s the wrong door!”

The clip ends with Nate saying that he had to pick up his daughter and look for his mother.

This is one of those instances in which it’s the thought and the effort that count.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

One comedian nailed the chaos that ensues on Sunday mornings before church. Many families likely have quite the experience while getting ready for and on the drive to church on Sundays. Watch the short but hysterical video to hear the comedian’s spot-on take on the craziness that happens on Sunday mornings.

Everyone has busy schedules, which often pull them in 100 different directions. However, Sundays are days set aside for rest, praising and thanking the Lord for all He has done. They are intended to be used to slow down from our busy, chaotic schedules and everyday routines.

Of course, that does not always happen, especially when you’ve got children. Anyone with children knows that wrangling and corralling them for church on Sunday morning is often anything but peaceful and serene. In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Ken Davis perfectly and hilariously describes what many families with children go through on Sunday mornings when getting ready for and making their way to church.

In the opening moments of his stand-up bit, Ken mentions how children on their way to church will find any reason to fight. Often, their disagreements are over nothing.

“I had two beautiful daughters on the way to church sit in the back of the car and fight like mortal enemies over nothing,” he said. “This is why we have brain damage. It’s why I’m an idiot. It’s part of the reason why I’m an idiot. ‘This is my side of the car.’ And I had girls. Girls cannot argue without messing with their clothes.”

Later in the clip, he hilariously mentions how parents respond to their fighting children while driving.

“Then you say something that makes no sense,” he said. ‘You want me to come back there?’ Let me tell you what your kids are thinking. They’re going, ‘Yeah, come on back. Come on, you’re doing 75 miles an hour. Come on back. Let’s see what happens to the car.’”

Ken mentioned he got some unexpected parenting advice from an audience member once. The man shared what he learned to do that makes parenting while driving a little easier.

Ephesians 6:4 “And, you fathers, do not make your children angry: but give them training in the teaching and fear of the Lord.”

Tim Hawkins went on a hilarious rant about an odd idea for a business. The popular comedian mentioned the company was trying to mix two things that should never go together. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear Tim’s take on the strange idea for a business.

You'll have to work for a living unless you’re a trust fund kid or someone born into an extremely wealthy family. Holding down a job is simply a reality of life. Hopefully, that 9 to 5 is something that at least halfway interests you because dreading going to work every day would be a horrible way to live.

Most people apply for a position at a business, go through the interview process and then, if everything works out, get hired and start working at the company. That’s the conventional route. But some people strike out on their own and start their own business. Some of them succeed, while many of them fail.

In a clip posted on social media, Tim mentioned seeing a billboard advertising a business attempting to mix two things that probably shouldn’t ever go together: drinking and ziplining.

“I remember driving through Kentucky. I saw a billboard; it said, it was a sign for a business that said ‘Zip and Sip,’ he said. “It was ziplining and wine tasting. What a great combo that is. What goes good with ziplining 100 feet off the ground? Booze! They should call that place, ‘Zip and Sip, Lose Your Grip and Break a Hip,’ that’s what they should call it. Put that zipline over a cemetery; just cut out the middleman on that one.”

That may not be the best idea for a business. Can you imagine how much insurance must be for a place like that?

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Nate Bargatze’s chocolate milk fight with his wife is relatable and hilarious. The popular comedian hilariously shared how and why the delicious, chocolatey drink led to a fight with his better half. Watch the short but hilarious video to hear why chocolate milk started a big fight between him and his wife.

Marriage is a life-long commitment. It’s a vow and a promise that you will stick with this person through the good times and the bad, through everything life throws at you. Part of those bad, challenging times in a marriage will include arguments. Two people will not see eye-to-eye on every single topic, so disagreement will occur.

Every person who has been married for a significant amount of time understands that arguments happen. Some couples may have them more regularly than others. Hopefully, there will be some resolution or compromise in the end. But these arguments can and will be about some of the weirdest, most off-the-wall stuff. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate explains how chocolate milk was to blame for a heated argument between him and his wife.

“We got in a fight once over chocolate milk,” he said. “We didn’t talk for 24 hours.”

He goes on to explain that he had unexpectedly brought home some chocolate milk, which led his wife to question this move. He responded that he had heard that chocolate milk is supposed to be consumed after working out. His wife questioned that line of thinking.

“And she’s, like, ‘That’s not true,’” he said. “And I was, like, ‘Well, there’s a commercial on TV that probably looked into it more than you did. So, I decided to listen to them.’”

This led to even more back-and-forth, in which she said the commercial was nothing more than Big Milk. He then confessed that his wife went to college, and he did not. However, he does mention that her studies did not include chocolate milk anywhere.

As Nate hilariously shows, chocolate milk is good, but it could be an argument waiting to happen.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Nate Bargatze shares laugh-out-loud memories of his wedding. The popular comedian mentioned some hilarious things that happened at and surrounding his marriage ceremony. Check out the short but hysterical clip to hear what happened at and while Nate and his wife were planning to get hitched.

Weddings are beautiful, heartwarming and often emotional ceremonies. What could be more beautiful than watching two people, standing before God and their family and friends, make a life-long commitment to one another? Those in attendance are watching a literal family being made before their eyes.

With every wedding, memories are made. Most of them will hopefully be ones that you cherish forever. Others might be less-than-great and might even make you laugh hysterically as you look back on them. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate shares some of the less-than-great but still hilarious things surrounding his wedding.

The video begins with Nate and his wife selecting a rather odd date for their wedding. He mentions they didn’t have to worry about other couples scrambling for their date.

“We got married on Friday, the 13th,” he said. “Got a pretty sweet deal on that. They were wide open. We were, like, ‘What times are available?’ They go, ‘Every one of them - all 24. You can call us that day if you want.”

Later in the clip, Nate points out how things didn’t go as planned with the wedding photographer.

“The photographer was just a buddy of ours that had like, he just bought a new camera,” he said. “So, we were, like, ‘You going to do our wedding?’ Never done anything professionally, and it showed. His camera stopped working during it, and he started taking stuff out of it, like that would be the problem.”

It's good he can laugh about it now because I’m sure he and his bride were not laughing then.

Genesis 2:24 “For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.”

Carol Burnett's response to an audience member who knows her ex-boyfriend was hilarious. The young girl's comment had to have taken Carol entirely by surprise, but she responded quickly, without missing a beat. Watch the short clip to see how Carol answered the little girl.

Life is a series of unexpected events. Yes, situations and circumstances often take us by surprise, but so do the things people say. We can never guess what will come out of someone’s mouth. It could be a sweet, heartwarming and uplifting word or a cold, cruel and cutting statement. Words are powerful, to say the least.

But people can make other statements and comments that throw us for a loop—things we could have never guessed to hear. In a clip posted on YouTube, that’s precisely what Carol heard from a little lady sitting in her studio audience. The child told the comedic legend that she lived next door to Carol’s ex-boyfriend and that he said, “Hello.”

When Carol learns that the person the child is talking about is someone from her childhood, she has a hysterical and perfect response.

“Tommy!” she says. “You’re kidding! Tommy Tracy! She lives next door to Tommy Tracy! How is he? Do you know I loved him from the time I was about 12 years old up through the time I was 17, which was about 10 years ago? I had always loved Tommy Tracy, and I always dreamed that someday we’d get married, and I’d have two children, and I’d name them Stacy Tracy and Dick Tracy.”

The short clip demonstrates that Carol was not only funny but also very quick on her feet. She came up with that hilarious and witty response that got the entire studio audience laughing right on the spot.

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

A comedian’s hysterical grocery store adventures have everyone in stitches. The hilarious comedian Gabriel Rutledge shared some of what he has experienced while visiting the grocery store. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to hear about his hilarious encounters at the grocery store. You’ll be doubled over with laughter, gasping for air from beginning to end.

Shopping is easily one of the worst things humans must do regularly. It’s hard to argue otherwise. Going to the doctor is no fun, but I argue that shopping is even worse. But grocery store shopping is even worse than shopping at some place like Wal-Mart or Target. It’s always a horrible experience, and there is no such thing as a quick trip to the grocery store.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Gabriel shared some of the hysterical things he’s encountered while shopping at the grocery store. Just like the studio audience listening to Gabriel recount his grocery store tales, you’ll laugh yourself silly as well.

The clip begins with Gabriel mentioning when the woman ringing up his purchases asked him about apples. He obviously wanted to buy a bag of apples, but she wanted to ensure he knew what he was getting into first.

“She was, like, ‘Sir, just to let you know, these apples are pretty expensive,’” he said. “I was, like, wait, do I look like I don’t have apple money? Oh no, I want them. I’ve been saving up. I had my eye on that bag of apples for a long time.”

Later in the clip, he talks about his struggles with the self-checkout at the grocery store.

“I’ve never pulled off the self-checkout by myself,” he said. “People who work there have to come help me, like more than one. A guy with keys shows up.”

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Nate Bargatze jokes about navigating his wife’s coffee order. The popular comedian has devised a hilarious, fool-proof system when ordering the caffeine-infused drink for his wife. Watch the short but hysterical clip and see what Nate does when he’s asked to order and pick up coffee for his better half.

Most people likely consume too much caffeine. One big reason for that is our love for and addiction to coffee (yes, I know it also comes in decaf). Coffee is a must-have item for many people in America. If they don’t obtain that popular drink every day at approximately the same time, they simply will not be able to function at maximum capacity. Their routine will be thrown off, and their day will suffer because of it.

People love their coffee so much that some can get pretty specialized with their drink. Add just the right amount of this, a dash of that and a sprinkle of this. Also, that cup of warm (or cold) liquid must have four to five words in its name. Comedian Nate Bargatze knows how particular people can be about their coffee, and so he has come up with a way to ensure 100 percent success when ordering it for his wife.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate explains what he does when he is sent to pick up coffee for his wife.

“If I have to get my wife’s coffee, she has to text me what she wants ‘cause I don’t know how to pronounce most of the words there,” he said. “So, I just show them the phone: ‘She wants this.’”

However, there are times when the barista asks a question that throws a wrench into his plans. He has come up with a solution to that situation.

“And they’re like, ‘Does she want it sweetened?’” he said. “I’m like, ‘Guess we have to call her now, don’t we?’”

At that point, he gives the barista his phone so his wife can talk to them.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

The comedian hilariously explains why he believes Chick-fil-A doesn't count as a fast-food joint. He makes a compelling case as to why the popular chicken chain is not a fast-food restaurant. Instead, according to him, it's a step above fast food. Check out the short video to hear the hysterical reasons behind his surprising claim.

Everyone has a favorite fast-food restaurant, even if they don’t want to admit it. That reticence likely comes from knowing that fast food isn’t the healthiest option and that we all could and should eat less of it. But sometimes you just crave McDonald’s french fries or a Wendy’s frosty.

If people were asked to list their favorite fast-food joint, McDonald’s, Burger King and Five Guys (my favorite) would likely be popular choices. Another one sure to get a lot of votes in our made-up poll would be Chick-fil-A. Every time you drive by one of their locations, regardless of the time of day, the drive-thru line stretches out into the road, disrupting traffic.

In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian John Crist claims that Chick-fil-A does not meet the requirements to be considered fast food. He hysterically claims it’s a step above fast food.
His first reason has to do with their outstanding customer service.

“One of the employees came up and asked me if they could refresh my beverage,” he said. “Yeah, it’s called a refill. OK, that’s table service. That’s called a waiter. You ever get that at Popeyes? No, you don’t.”

His next reason concerns the shape and cut of Chick-fil-A’s fries.

“Fast food is french fries,” Jon says. “OK, Chick-fil-A has waffle fries. That is an elevated potato experience.”

Next, Jon mentions how the restaurant famously shuts down on Sunday.

“It’s closed on Sunday,” he said. “They do that to go to church and then spend the rest of the afternoon harvesting the crops.”

While he gives some hilariously good reasons why Chick-fil-A is a step above a typical fast-food restaurant, they are still technically fast food. I think many people would agree with me.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

A comedian’s hilarious teaching tales have everyone cracking up. The teacher-turned-comedian shared some of his absolutely hysterical experiences of his time as an educator. Watch the short but uproarious and laugh-out-loud clip that will have you laughing from beginning to end.

Teaching is one of the most important jobs. Those men and women in the classroom are molding, influencing and impacting the next generation. What they say and do, and the knowledge they dispense in the classroom will affect those children for years to come.

However, like all jobs and professions, crazy, unexpected and downright hilarious things can and do happen. This is especially true when it comes to educating young men and women. A clip posted on social media proves this to be 100 percent true.

Orlando Baxter was a high school teacher before becoming a full-time stand-up comic. He shares some of the hilarious situations and circumstances he encountered, which is part of the reason he gave up the profession. He explains that his first year teaching was as a substitute.

“I taught for 12 years,” he said. “The first year was rough; I was a substitute. The substitute teacher’s the worst, right? Especially that first day, you know? Walk into class, kids all in my face, ‘You ain’t no real teacher. You ain’t no real teacher, sir. Because if you were, you wouldn’t be crying.’”

After being a history teacher, he became the school’s in-school suspension teacher. He would encounter some of the school’s troubled youth in that position.

“I remember one time the principal escorted a kid to my room,” he said. “He said, ‘Mr. Baxter, this is Derek. Derek’s been making cat noises in the class. He’s not on his medication today. We’re going to leave him in here with you as a safety precaution.”

The entire clip is one hilarious story after another. Orlando has the whole studio audience rolling with laughter.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

A comedian highlighted how shopping in L.A. and Nashville couldn’t be more different. Anjelah Johnson-Reyes hilariously demonstrates from personal experience how people talk and act in those two metropolitan areas are vastly different. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what she experienced in stores in Los Angeles and Nashville.

The United States of America is a massive country. It’s made up of 50 states that span from the Atlantic Ocean to the Pacific Ocean and includes different landscapes, climates, accents and vernaculars. There is something for everyone. If you like the cold and winter, head to Alaska, Minnesota and North Dakota. More of a warm-weather person, preferring the high heat and humidity? Check out the South, and you should be more than pleased.

How people talk and interact with one another will also vary depending on what part of the country you’re in. For instance, Texans will not sound like people in Massachusetts, Vermont or the rest of the Northeast. In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah experienced this first-hand when out shopping in two cities: Los Angeles and Nashville.

The video begins with the popular comedian recalling her experience in a Los Angeles shop.

“When I’m in Los Angeles, if I go to a store, and they’re like, ‘Can I help you find anything?’ I’m like, ‘I’m OK,’ and if I’m feeling really friendly that day, I’m like, ‘I’m OK, thanks!’ That’s it, that’s where it ends,” she says.

She then recounts her experience while shopping in Nashville, Tennessee.

“Then I got to Nashville,” she said. “I’m at T.J. Maxx one day. I can hear the ladies in the row next to me. ‘Can I help you find anything? I’m alright, but thank you so much for asking. It’s my pleasure. It’s a beautiful day outside. Yes, it is, but they say it’s going to rain about 3 o’clock. Make sure you go home before; the traffic is going to be a mess.’”

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

A comedian’s reenactment of his wife’s nighttime routine is absolute comedic gold. In the most hilarious way possible, the funnyman showed everyone what his wife does every night around the same time. Watch the short but hysterical clip that will have you doubled over, laughing from beginning to end.

We all have routines and rituals—things we perform every day without fail. Whether morning, noon or night, routines are necessary and important parts of our lives in hundreds, many, even thousands of different ways. Many of them we may not even be aware we do, but they’ve become such a habit that we do them without even thinking. They are automatic.

Routines, rituals and habits are comforting. They help add familiarity to our days. They make us feel like we’re in control even when that is not the case. How often have you heard someone say that their whole day was thrown off because they didn’t do something? Routines and habits are important.

In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Jeff Allen mentions one hilarious habit that his wife does every night without fail. Likely, she is unaware that she’s doing it, but Jeff, her husband, has undoubtedly noticed her actions and routine every evening. It always happens while they are watching “Law and Order.”

“My wife falls asleep at 9:15 every night,” he said. “You could set a watch by her. At 9:10, you look at her on the couch in our living room; it’s like a gas leak goes off.”

He then imitates his wife struggling to stay awake as she fights the battle against sleep. Jeff’s exaggerated expressions make it hilariously apparent that she is losing.

“Sweetheart, maybe you should go to bed,” he says. “I’m fine. I’m fine. What are you, a 5-year-old? Quit fighting it; just go to bed!”

Jeff’s hilarious imitation of his better half’s nighttime routine has the audience rolling with laughter.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Carol Burnett loses it in this classic Mama’s Family sketch. The comedic legend could not keep it together during this hysterical skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch this hilarious clip to see and hear what Vicki Lawrence said that caused Carol to laugh.

The Carol Burnett Show is a program that continues to supply people with plenty of reasons to laugh themselves silly. Decades after the show ended its run on television, people still look back on those skits and can’t help but laugh uncontrollably. When you have a cast made up of legends like Carol Burnett, Vicki Lawrence, Harvey Korman and Tim Conway, laughs will inevitably follow.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Eunice, Ed and Mama have just enjoyed a nice homemade dinner and the kids have been put to bed. Everyone is looking to kick back and relax a little bit, but Eunice has other plans for everybody. She desperately wants to play the popular board game Sorry.

Mama and Ed are both reluctant, with each giving several reasons for not wanting to play. But after much begging and pleading from Eunice, they relent, and all three sit down to play the game. Of course, nothing is ever simple when it comes to this family.

Soon enough, the insults start flying across the kitchen table fast and furious. Mama criticizes Eunice’s homemaking ability, or lack thereof, as well as the meal they have just eaten. Ed and Eunice also get in on the act, with each calling out the other for their perceived shortcomings.

Eventually, things lead to a big argument in the living, with Mama hitting Eunice with one hilarious and witty insult after another. These are too much for Carol to take, and she breaks down in laughter but tries to conceal it as best she can.

How they didn’t burst into laughter much earlier in this skit is beyond me.

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

One comedian’s hilarious take on Planet Fitness will have you in stitches. Jonnie W. shared some of the odd and hysterical things he spotted at the popular gym. Watch the short clip to hear about some of the weird stuff Planet Fitness does and has for its members.

Most people dread the gym and avoid it at all costs. The only other locations sure to evoke more fear and hatred than the gym are the DMV and, of course, the dentist’s office. Like the gym, people will do whatever they can to stay away from both spots.

However, like the DMV and the dentist’s office, staying away from the gym is only to our detriment. We all need to stay physically active and get a certain amount of exercise every day, and gyms are specifically designed to help with that. Jonnie W. is also not a fan of gyms, but he knew he needed to get in better shape. However, what he saw and heard while touring a Planet Fitness location threw him for a loop.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie W. hilariously recalls his experience at the gym. You’ll find yourself laughing from beginning to end!

“I don’t know if it counts as a gym because I’m walking in, and I expect them to start selling me on all the workout stuff they have, all the weights and all the programs they have,” he said. “No, the first thing they say, they go, ‘Hey, just so you’re considering joining, I want to let you know, every Monday, free bagels.’”

He was informed that Fridays at Planet Fitness are “Pizza Fridays.” He then noticed a large, clear plastic bowl full of Tootsie Rolls at the service desk.

“I go, ‘This is not a gym, OK? What you have here is a Golden Corral with treadmills. That’s what you have,’” Jonnie said.

Later in the clip, he mentions having a workout partner to keep him accountable, but as he hilariously explains, exercise results will vary.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Carol Burnett had a priceless reaction to an audience member’s unexpected question. It’s clear from her immediate and hysterical response that the comedic legend had no idea that question was coming. Watch the short but uproarious clip to hear the audience member’s startling question and then Carol answer.

Entertainment is a deeply competitive, cut-throat field. Hundreds of thousands of people badly desire a lucrative career singing or acting. This is perhaps best seen by the hundreds of people who try out every season for shows like America’s Got Talent, The Voice and American Idol. Those aspiring musicians may be extremely talented, make it on the show and even go several rounds deep in the competition, but in the end, only one person is named the winner.

Of course, with so much competition for only a handful of spots, the level of talent is insane. The same can also be said for nearly every actor or actress in film and television. Generally, their talent helped them breakthrough and get to where they are; meaning that it takes more than a pretty face to make it onto television.

In a clip posted on YouTube, an audience member asked Carol Burnett what was required to make it on television. He wanted to know if just having a “pretty face” was all that was necessary to get to that level. Obviously, taken aback by the question, Carol responded in the best way she knew how: with her trademark sense of humor.

After hearing the question, Carol burst into laughter. Obviously, she knows that it takes a lot more than that to get your own television show.  She sarcastically responds, “Yes,” and then starts making over-the-top, exaggerated faces at the audience.

“Driving you crazy, honey?” Carol asks as she has the studio audience rolling with laughter.

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

Betty White and Bea Arthur had an absolutely priceless and hilarious “The Golden Girls” blooper moment. The two late legendary ladies shared a hysterical moment on the set of the beloved sitcom. Watch the short but uproarious moment between Betty White and Bea Arthur on the set of “The Golden Girls.”

Over the years, there have been hundreds of television programs. Many of them aren’t worth remembering, which is why most of the shows that hit the airwaves don’t last long. A season or two is likely the average length for any given television show, especially sitcoms.

However, a few manage to beat the odds, find an audience and stay on television longer than 90 percent of programs. One of those sitcoms that certainly beat the odds was “The Golden Girls.” Starting in the mid-1980s, the show had an all-star cast featuring the talents of Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty and Bea Arthur. The show has stood the test of time, making for an enjoyable watch all these years later.

A clip posted on YouTube captures a hilarious moment between Betty and Bea. The two are conversing in the kitchen when Bea notices that Betty has messed up her line, and she doesn’t waste any time calling her out on it while staying in character. But Betty answers Bea right back without missing a beat and while remaining in character. With how quickly Betty responded, you might not have ever known that she messed up her line.

The scene begins with Betty recounting a memory from when she was a little girl.

“When I was a little girl, I had a Belgian waffle stand by the side of the road,” Betty said as her character Rose Nylund.

“No, you sold Belgian waffles,” Bea as Dorothy Zbornak responds.

Hilariously, Betty, understanding that her mistake had been spotted, looked directly at the camera and said, without bursting into laughter, said, “You don’t know what I sold on the side of the road!”

 Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Tim Conway’s side-splitting portrayal of a clueless bank robber will have you in stitches. He is playing someone who is very new to the whole crime thing and is still trying to get the hang of it. Watch the short but hysterical clip of Tim Conway trying to get his feet wet when holding up banks for large sums of cash.

As the popular saying goes, crime doesn’t pay. That’s especially true if you’re as bad as Tim Conway is at it in a classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. He does absolutely everything possible wrong. His phrasing is entirely off, setting the tone for everything else. He forgets to keep the getaway car running and uses the wrong size bag to secure the loot. He’s not going to make a very good bank robber.

Luckily for Tim, who is still training to become a criminal, the bank teller he encounters is also pretty terrible. Vicki Lawrence is on her first day working at the bank, and to say she is clueless and airheaded would be to put it lightly. Everything she can do wrong, she does incorrectly and very much so. Carol is training her, but it’s clear very early that her patience with Vicki is running thin.

To keep things moving, Harvey Korman, who is training Tim in the fine art of bank robbery, and Carol both step in and help complete the criminal transaction.

But then something unexpected happens. Harvey and Carol appreciate each other’s competence and skills. Despite being on opposite sides of the law, it’s a case of love at first sight. However, they both realize that it could not possibly work between them.   

How no one broke character and burst out laughing at no point during this absurd but hilarious skit is beyond me. Anyone else would have understandably lost it very early.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”