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Tim Hawkins sang the ultimate guide for what husbands shouldn’t say – ever. The popular funnyman covered nearly every phrase that no husband should utter to their wives under any circumstances. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to his song that is full of the things that no husband hoping to stay alive and married should say to their better halves.

Marriage is one of the most challenging things anyone will ever undertake. It’s a close relationship between two very flawed and very different individuals. While those two individuals may agree on the big, important things in life, that agreement will not extend to every topic and subject. Now, of course, those differences of opinion will sometimes lead to arguments, and some may even become heated at times.

But that’s when it’s essential to come to some compromise, an agreement that suits both parties in some form or fashion. That’s how husbands and wives should work out their problems, through communication and compromise. However, while communication and talking to one’s spouse is necessary for a healthy marriage relationship, there are still some things that husbands should never, under any circumstances, say to their wives.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim is here to help. That’s because he has created a hilarious and incredibly catchy tune that has all the things that no husband on Earth should ever or would even think to say to their wife.

Tim’s hysterical song includes the following lines:

“I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
I didn’t ask you, but I knew it’d be OK
Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show
I tapped it over our old wedding video”

We can all agree that saying any of those things will not end well for anyone involved.

Also, fans of the band Green Day will likely immediately recognize the song’s melody, as it’s a parody of “Time of Your Life.”

Genesis 2:24 “For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife: and they shall be one flesh.”

You will find yourself laughing at Nate Bargatze’s confession about not getting some jokes right away. The popular funnyman is typically quick-witted, sharp and good for a hysterical response that will have audiences doubled over with laughter, but that was not always the case. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear how it takes Nate time to get some jokes.

Stand-up comedy has to be one of the hardest things to do, as far as performing in public goes. Comedians spend hours and hours writing and rehearsing their material, preparing to perform it for an audience when they eventually take the stage. Once they take the stage, anything can happen.

Even though they may have spent all this time practicing, things can go south quickly. A joke may not hit as they thought, or they may stumble over a word here and there, and that could completely throw off their timing. However, even when such incidents occur, the best and most experienced comedians are usually quick-witted enough to overcome those failures by shooting back with a joke right on the spot. That has to be something they seemingly develop over time.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate shares how he wasn’t always as quick with jokes. As he mentioned, one joke even took him decades to fully grasp and understand.

Nate explained that while working at an amusement park, he encountered a couple who told him their names. They both had unusual, yet very recognizable names. Nate admits that he did not think much of it at the time.

“I was working,” he said. “Sitting, eating lunch, and this couple sits down, and we start talking. I’m like, ‘I’m Nate.’ The guy’s, like, I’m John. This is my wife, Jane.’ And they were, their last name was Doe. So, it was John and Jane Doe.”

Later in the video, Nate finally realized that those may not have been their real names.

“But to earlier this year, I’m 35,” he added. “I’m driving, and I’m thinking about John and Jane Doe. You know, I was like, ‘I bet they were lying to me about that.’ That’s how long it took – 20 years – for me to catch on to a joke they wouldn’t remember saying.”

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Make board games, but just be honest when writing their official descriptions, according to Tim Hawkins. The popular comedian offered his hysterical commentary on how board game manufacturers are not entirely truthful whenever producing those games. Watch the short but hysterical and very relatable clip to listen to what Tim had to say about some of the most popular board games.

Everyone has played board games at some point in their lives. Playing board games is a universal activity. Do you know anyone who has never played a board game? See what I mean? It’s simply one of those things all people do, whether it be at a party or inside when the weather is less-than-ideal.

Now, some board games you will inevitably like more than others, while others you will absolutely hate. Seriously, I cannot think of a game I despise more than Chutes and Ladders. Who wants to play a game that could go on forever without a winner or a loser ever being determined? However, I’m sure if you were to read the game’s official description, it would mention how much fun will be had by all as they enjoy one of the most beloved games of all time.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim knows all too well the pain when a board game’s description is less than completely honest with potential players. His rant is not only hilarious but also completely relatable, as we have all been there and felt the same way.

“Come up with some better board games, man. Horrible board games growing up,” Tim said. “Because board games lie to you. You know, like, on the board of the game, it’ll tell you the name, and it’ll have a description. It’s always a lie.”

Later in the clip, Tim provides some hysterical examples of how these games regularly deceive everyone.

“Clue: an exciting mystery game for the whole family,” he said. “Tell the truth. Battleship: learn how to hate your brother. How ‘bout that? “Trivial Pursuit: find out how dumb your dad is.”

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

Carol Burnett broke down laughing as Tim Conway dragged out a hilarious bit. She could not keep it together while Tim was at his usual hysterical antics. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what Tim did that had Carol laughing and breaking character.

The Carol Burnett Show is, without a doubt, one of the best shows in television history. That’s a statement and a conclusion that most people will wholeheartedly agree with, and for those who don’t, they will have a hard time coming up with valid arguments otherwise. It’s a program that was responsible for some of the funniest, most iconic sketches of all time. Even decades after the show went off air, those skits are still making people laugh every day.

The show was absolutely fantastic, and a big reason for that was its stellar cast of comedic legends, notably Tim Conway. Yes, the show was named after Carol Burnett, and she was hysterically funny herself, but whenever Tim was in a skit, he usually stole the show. You never knew what he was going to do, but you could always bet it was going to be comedic gold, and that was usually the case.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim, as his Oldest Man character, is on the phone. He says, “Hello, Dad? It’s me, Junior. No, I’m making a house call.” He then proceeds to laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.

The entire time this is happening, Carol stands just to the right of Tim. She is clearly unsure about what to do and how to respond while Tim is on the phone with his father. How do you react to something like this when the situation becomes incredibly awkward?

Eventually, Carol, knowing she is about to laugh, disappears from the screen but returns a few seconds later. Her momentary disappearance did not help much, as she burst into laughter soon after returning.

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

Moses’s stand-up comedy debut is full of laughs and plenty of eye rolls. The beloved biblical character took to the stage, grabbed the microphone and told one hilariously, clever and corny joke after another. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how Moses’s first attempt at stand-up comedy went.

The Bible, both the Old and New Testaments, is filled with miracles, parables and other stories about Christ’s love and sacrifice for us. Also, the stories in God’s Word are intended to impart knowledge, lessons and essential aspects of faith, particularly emphasizing that we are all sinners in need of forgiveness, which is found only in Jesus Christ.

Additionally, the stories in the Bible are about people, regular, everyday people like you and me. Sure, they may have done some incredible and jaw-dropping things with God’s help. However, they were still ordinary, average people who had their weaknesses and failures, just like the rest of us. They also assuredly had a sense of humor and enjoyed laughing whenever possible. A clip posted on YouTube envisions what it would be like if Moses were to try his hand at stand-up comedy.

The Old Testament figure tells a handful of truly hilarious and corny jokes, perfectly incorporating elements of his experiences, as recorded in the Bible. Moses will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.

“What time of day did God create Adam?” Moses asks his small audience. “Just before eve.”

After a few laughs and some awkward silence, Moses quickly moves on to another joke.

“How do we know the Israelites were a headache? You guys are not even trying?” An exasperated Moses says to his audience. “Because Moses took two tablets.”

Next, the person who led God’s people out of slavery in Egypt shared a joke about everyone’s favorite drink: coffee.

“How does Moses make coffee? He brews it,” Moses states.

These are just a few of the truly hilarious and corny dad jokes Moses says in the short clip.

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

Tim Hawkins cooked for his kids and received the most unexpected reaction. The popular funnyman did not see this response to his cooking coming at all. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Tim made for his children, and then how they responded to the meal he prepared for them.

Is there anything better than eating? Our collective enjoyment and love of eating might be one of the few things that we can all agree on, even in these highly polarized, divisive times. Everyone enjoys consuming a meal consisting of delicious, mouth-watering foods. Now, what counts as a “delicious, mouth-watering” food or dish is where we start to disagree. See, you knew we all couldn’t agree very long.

Our palettes differ from one another, in some cases, dramatically so. What you consider the most delectable and appetizing food on the planet may cause the next guy to turn their nose up or even start to feel queasy. Some people will eat anything, while others are more particular and choosier about what they put in their mouths. In a clip posted on social media, Tim explains how he learned how picky his children are when it comes to breakfast.

“I love my children, but not too long ago, I made them breakfast,” Tim said. “I made them a full, balanced breakfast. It was huge. I made everything for them. It took me, like, an hour and a half. You know, I wanted to surprise them.”

Soon after that, having completed breakfast, Tim called his children into the kitchen to enjoy the meal he had made for them. He then went into his office to get some work done as his children ate. Moments later, the quiet, serene moment was utterly ruined.  

“Ten seconds later, I hear this: AHHHH!” ‘What’s wrong? ‘There’s pulp in the orange juice! Pulp! You got the orange juice with pulp in it!’”

Needless to say, Tim’s children were not pleased with his selection of orange juice.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Nate Bargatze defended himself against his wife's claims of him having a listening problem. The popular funnyman has been told by his better half that he’s not the best listener in the world, but he believes otherwise. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Nate put up a hilarious defense against the charges of his not hearing everything his wife says.

Marriage, while worthwhile and wonderful, is not always easy. It can be kind of difficult at times. In fact, many would claim, likely rightfully so, that it’s one of the toughest, most challenging things we do in life.

A marriage is a vow, a close relationship between flawed people. These two individuals hold different thoughts, ideas and opinions on a ton of subjects and topics. This can lead to disagreements and even heated arguments, at times. That’s why, especially during instances of disagreement, it is vital to communicate clearly and listen to one another. However, for some, listening can be an issue, and Nate has been accused of not being the most outstanding listener.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentioned how his wife of 17 years has told him continually that he’s not a good listener. Hilariously, he admits that he’s heard her every time she’s told him that, and makes several other hysterical comments, rebutting her claim.

“And I don’t think I listen to everything,” he admitted. “But I also don’t think she says everything she thinks she says. There’s just no way. Seventeen years of marriage, you’re batting a thousand. I’m oh for? I’ve never heard anything?”

Later in the clip, Nate adds that he believes his wife does not always verbalize everything she’s thinking.

“She might say it all in her mind, but I mean, not everything makes it out of that maze up there.”

No matter what Nate says, I don’t think he’s going to win this one.

Genesis 2:24 “For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.”

Drew Lynch’s take on the food delivered after someone passes away is honest and hilarious. The popular comedian provides his insightful and clever look at the food people are served following the death of a family member. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to what Drew had to say about this kind, but still pretty strange tradition.

Death, as awkward and as morbid as it may sound and feel, is inevitable. Every one of us will die at one time or another. It’s an experience that all will encounter. Ironically, death is a part of life, just the end of it. With every passing second, minute and hour, we are all that much closer to death.

Are you thoroughly depressed yet?

While we’ll all experience loss and walk through the valley of the shadow of death several times during our lifetimes, there are many traditions intended to help those who have recently experienced a loss. Even though the intentions and the thoughts behind the gestures are full of love, trying to offer comfort during a time of grief and pain, they are still a little weird when you stop and think about them.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Drew mentioned that food will start appearing at your house after a death. Often, as he points out, the food will come from people you do not even know.

“And it’s never food that you want,” he said. “You know, it’s never, like, ‘I got you a big meat lover’s pizza!’ Which is a pretty insane thing to eat in grief.”

Later in the clip, he added how some of the dishes people will give to those grieving will come with a long list of very detailed instructions. No one wants to do all that in the immediate aftermath of a loved one’s death.

Near the end of the clip, he pointed out how someone had brought ice cream to his door, and Drew was not thrilled with the offering, letting the person know how inappropriate it was to bring it. However, he quickly learned that things are not always as they seem at first glance.

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

A comedian landed in Memphis, and things got weird fast. The funnyman, Zoltan Kaszas, shared what he witnessed soon after his plane touched down in the Tennessee city. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to the comedian explain what he and his wife experienced during their first couple of moments in Memphis, Tennessee.

Life is an unpredictable series of events. It’s often referred to as a journey, which I think is a pretty good way of describing this thing we all call life. Now, while on this journey, we’ll encounter many road closures, detours and potholes. We will go to places and meet people we would have never imagined – some good and some not so good.

Additionally, at various points along this journey, there will be instances and occurrences that catch us entirely off guard. Something will happen that we were not ready for, not even in the slightest. We won’t know how to respond other than with a look of shock and dismay. In a clip posted on YouTube, Zoltan explained that he and his wife experienced such a situation when they stepped off the plane in Memphis.

“I’ve been to Memphis,” he said. “I was excited, and then I got there, and I’m like, ‘What happened here?’ There’s nobody there. I landed; there was nobody. Have you ever landed at an airport, and you’re like, ‘I don’t know how to leave the airport!’”

He explained that he and his wife were attempting to get an Uber from the airport, but there were none available.

“We’re at the airport in Memphis,” he said. “And we landed at night, 11 p.m., which is late, but it’s not that late. We open it up, and Uber said, ‘No.’ I’ve never had that happen before. It just said, ‘There are no cars available.’”

He said that while standing outside what was basically a deserted airport, it was he, his wife, and a police officer, and later an intoxicated woman appeared out of nowhere.

Eventually, through a happenstance, he and his wife did find a cab ride, which took them away from the eerily empty Memphis airport.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Nate Bargatze’s reaction to a fact about his hometown is comedy gold. The popular funnyman had the most hilarious response when he was confronted about a detail about the place where he grew up. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how Nate reacted when someone commented on his hometown.

Humans are not meant to live and do life by themselves. We are created to have and carry on relationships with one another. It’s by and through those relationships that we are better able to weather life’s storms. Relationships also provide us with people to celebrate life’s wins and other important milestones and occasions.

However, we all know people who are better at human interaction than others. Some people are more introverted and have a harder time making those critical connections and forming meaningful relationships. Additionally, some people are simply awkward when it comes to interacting with others, and knowing what to say and when can be a challenge.

Whether we are great with people or a tad on the more introverted side, we’ve all been a part of our fair share of awkward social interactions. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate shared one such instance and also mentioned the hilarious way in which he immediately responded to the situation.

“Old Hickory is also named after President Andrew Jackson,” Nate said. “And I told someone that in an interview, and I said it, I’m, like, used to saying it, so I said it. And the guy stopped me, and he was, like, ‘You know what?’  He’s, like, ‘Andrew Jackson’s a bad guy.’”

How do you react to something like that when someone makes things awkward? Using humor is one way to lighten the tension, and that is exactly what Nate did.

“And I was, like, ‘Oh, we didn’t like know him or anything like that,’” Nate said. “’We didn’t move there because we were fans. I’ve never been to his house.’”

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Zoltan Kaszas revealed his hilarious fears about becoming a parent. The funnyman shared why he is a little hesitant and concerned about welcoming children into the world. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the unusual and laugh-out-loud reasons why he is fearful of being a father.

Becoming a parent is a significant commitment, and not something to be taken lightly. It’s a major step in everyone’s life, which comes with numerous responsibilities and obligations. There is, without a doubt, a lot to think about before becoming a mother or a father. It will forever change your life.

While the idea of becoming a parent might seem overwhelming and intimidating, most parents would agree that it’s the best thing that has ever happened to them. Sure, a little one entering your life and house will rock your world. But no parent would trade the time spent with and the memories they’ve created with their youngsters for anything in the world.

Despite all the joy and happiness that come with being a parent, Zoltan has some fears about becoming a father. While his worries and trepidations are pretty unusual, some of what he expresses may have crossed your mind at one time or another.

“But anytime we talk about having kids, I think about the rest of the time, you know?” he said. “Like, what’s that kid going to be like, like personality-wise? I hope, like me or my wife, or a mixture of the two of us. But what if it’s a rogue? What if it’s an offshoot and we end up with, like, a winner?”

Later in the clip, he pointed out that he’s afraid his future child might become a champion and never experience losing, even while participating in high school athletics. He has fears about how this would translate to adulthood and how this person would grow up to be one of those annoying individuals who are in your face and are overly concerned about leaving a legacy.

Proverbs 22:6 “If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.”

Comedian Mike Goodwin questioned why parents ever sang this to their kids. Given the odd and absurd nature of the lyrics of this familiar tune, it is strange that more people did not raise some objections until this time. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what song/ nursery rhyme Mike wonders why parents, including himself, ever sang to their children.

Being a parent is not easy. Moms and dads have a long list of responsibilities and obligations when it comes to their children. They are supposed to provide for their children, both financially and materially. Parents are also entrusted with teaching their children, equipping them with the knowledge and lessons to hopefully assist them throughout adolescence, adulthood and beyond. Failure to meet any of these needs could be detrimental to the child's development.

But on top of all that, parents are supposed to be their child’s protector. Moms and dads should be loving and supportive arms that children can turn to whenever they are frightened, unsure or feeling a bit anxious or overwhelmed. That’s simply part of being a parent.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike recalls a specific nursery rhyme he’d recite and, likely, many other parents would say anytime it rained. Perhaps it was used as a way to calm an anxious child upset by the severe weather, but given the unusual lyrics, it probably did not have that effect. Instead, it probably did more harm than good.

“Every time it would rain, I sang this dumb little song to my son that somebody sung to me,” Mike said. “It’s raining. It’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He went to bed and bumped his head and couldn’t get up in the morning.”

See what I mean? It’s a strange song.

“I’m, like, why am I singing homicide hymns to my son before he goes to sleep?” Mike added. “The boy is going to have nightmares.”

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

This comedian delivered one-liners so good, you’ll replay them. The funnyman’s jokes are quick, sharp, to the point, but most importantly, absolutely hilarious. Watch this short but hysterical clip of a comedian who gave one uproarious joke after another.

When it comes to stand-up comedy, the comic’s delivery is a massive part of their act and will go a long way in determining whether they are successful or not. Yes, it will also help if what they say is actually funny, too. Of course, funny will always win out, but how it’s said does count as well.

Generally, most stand-up comics rely upon and retell events and stories from throughout their life. While recalling the particular episode in their life, they’ll weave in jokes here and there as they arrive at their ultimate point and conclusion of their story. Hopefully, when they do, you aren’t entirely lost and left wondering about the point and purpose of their long-winded tale. That would be a bad delivery. They would need to shorten their act, make it tighter and more concise.

Another approach to stand-up comedy is the familiar one-liner. This does not involve long, drawn-out stories; instead, it gets right to the point of the joke. There’s the setup and the punchline - the simplest and most basic form of jokes.

In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Brian Kelly tells a series of one-liners that will have you doubled over with laughter. He provides the setup and then delivers the hilarious, often unexpected punchline that will leave you laughing every time.

“My attorney said to me, he said to me, ‘When you die, do you want to be buried or cremated?’” Brian said. “So, I said, ‘Surprise me.’”

“I was a little kid when my grandfather died,” he said. “I remember I asked my mother, I said, ‘When I die, will I see Grampy again?’ And she said, ‘Not if you’re good.’”

“Little things bother me,” he said. “Yesterday, the guy who was supposed to fix our doorbell didn’t show up. Or did he?”

These are just a few of the truly laugh-out-loud jokes Brian tells in the deliriously funny clip.

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

A simple door knock turned into a hysterical story for this comedian. The funnyman almost assuredly was not expecting this when he first heard a knock at his door. Watch the short and hilarious clip to see what the comedian saw and heard after opening his door.

Life is an unexpected journey. It’s full of road closures and detours, sending you to people and places that you’d never have guessed in a million years. Sure, we all have an idea, a picture of how we envision our lives going, but that is rarely, if ever, how things ultimately turn out. Often, it’s a lot like that popular saying, if you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.

Anyone who claims to know the future with complete certainty is either a liar or a fool. More than likely, while we have all met and encountered people who fit perfectly into those categories, it’s probably a combination of both. The fact of the matter is that no one knows what the future holds, and if you have someone telling you that they do, run quickly away from this individual.

In a clip posted on YouTube, a comedian, Drew Thomas, heard a knock on his door, and to his surprise, standing on the other side were the police. While he was not expecting to see uniformed officers at his door, what he heard next was truly unexpected.

“I say, ‘Hey officer, what seems to be the problem?’ Drew recalled. “He said, ‘I need to see your ID.’ I said, ‘I didn’t know you could just go to people’s houses and ask them for their ID. What seems to be the problem?’”

What came out of the officer’s mouth was a statement that no one, especially Drew, saw coming.

“He said, ‘Well, a neighbor called and said she saw a brown bear in sweatpants,’” he said.

Drew ended the interaction by telling the officers that while he had not witnessed anything like that, he would keep an eye out for any suspicious activity in the neighborhood.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Zoltan Kaszas has realized that he is getting older, and the reason is hilarious. The funnyman understands that getting older is a natural part of life, which impacts everyone, and now he knows it is finally happening to him. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what caused Zoltan to come to this startling conclusion.

Growing older is a process that no one can or will ever escape. Despite all our efforts and all the many beauty products promising otherwise, it’s impossible to stop, pause and rewind time. Time is constantly on the march forward, which means that we will inevitably age with each passing year, day, hour and even second.

Many people, despite being fully aware that aging is a natural part of life, seem to remain under the false impression that they might somehow escape it. It could very well overlook or forget about me and move on to the next person, right? Not so fast. Eventually, time catches up with everyone, and often when it does, it can come as a big shock. Perhaps it’s when a few grey hairs start popping up or when you notice the hair on your head is thinning a tad.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Zoltan had this realization of himself aging, but it had nothing to do with his hair or even the discovery of a few wrinkles. Instead, it came about because of social media, and what he found himself watching and even agreeing with.

“I’m aging,” he said. “I’m 36, not old, but it happens slowly, you know? It’s an ideology that changes. Like, I’ll watch those Karen videos on TikTok, and sometimes I see their point.”

Later in the clip, he mentioned that this doesn’t happen every time, but there are instances when he finds himself agreeing with the loud, entitled middle-aged women causing a disturbance in a very public place.

“Not all the times, but sometimes you’re like, ‘Yeah, where is the manager? I need a receipt, alright? This is a business lunch! I got to tell the IRS about this!’”

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

Nate Bargatze tries to understand the human brain, and the results are hilarious. The popular funnyman attempted to make sense of what we have been told about the brain, and it makes for some big laughs in the process. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Nate says about the human brain.

The human body is an amazing yet complex entity. There are entire fields of science dedicated solely to the study of the human body. Many people have spent their careers studying and researching the body, yet they still have not come close to grasping and fully understanding how it all works.

Yes, there are many things we do understand about how the body functions. This knowledge has led to awe-inspiring and jaw-dropping advances in science and medicine, but there is still so much more that we do not yet know about the body. That’s why millions of dollars are raised each year for research. What discovery and solution are just right around the corner? What diseases will be cured next?

In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate expressed his fascination with the human body's abilities, particularly how the mind functions. While his terminology and assumptions may not be exactly correct, he still manages to get the entire audience laughing.

“It’s because your brain, like you have left brain and you have right brain,” he said. “And one part of your brain is super smart, and the other part is dumb as rocks, and I think that’s true. Look, anything I say up here does not come from a building of education. This is all stuff I’ve overheard at Target or Lowe’s.”

Later in the clip, Nate points out how humans can actually trick their own brains, an odd thought when you think about it.

“So, one part of your brain is smart, and the other part is dumb,” he said. “You can trick your own brain, that’s how dumb the dumb part is. It’s in the same head. That’s embarrassing. It’s like, you don’t hear this going on, dude?”

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

A comedian has made the case for cats over dogs, and it’s hilariously convincing. Whether he wins you over or not, it’s hard to argue against the points he makes. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why this funnyman believes that when it comes to cats and dogs, felines come out on top.

Animals are great; everyone loves those cute, furry and four-legged creatures. If you do ever encounter someone who genuinely dislikes all animals, that’s probably someone to stay away from. I mean, how could you not enjoy and appreciate animals? Even if you’re not a current pet owner, most people still have a soft spot in their hearts for those critters.

However, as much as people love and adore animals, there are typically two kinds of people. They are either self-described dog or cat people, and we all know that nearly everyone falls into one of these groups. And I think we can all agree that it’s fair to say most of the population likely considers themselves “dog people,” probably around 90 percent.

But in a clip posted on YouTube, one comedian, Zoltan Kaszas, who prefers cats, makes the case for why felines are better than canines. Even if he doesn’t win over the dog people, you’re still likely to laugh yourself silly from the beginning to the end of this clip.

“I like dogs,” he said. “I just like them over there, and I’ll play with them, but then go back over there. I don’t like that kind of energy in my house, you know what I mean? That annoying dog, best friend, in your face all the time, energy. Just like, ‘Yeah, I love you! You’re home! Where have you been?’”

Later in the clip, he adds how he appreciates and gets along better with the general attitude of a cat.

“That’s why I like cats,” he said. Cats are more like, ‘Hey, what are you up to? Never mind, I remembered I don’t care. I’ll be in the kitchen.’”

Everyone who has ever had a dog or a cat knows precisely what he’s describing.

Genesis 1:21 “And God created great whales, and every living creature that moves, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.”

Tim Hawkins explained why his funeral is going to be an absolute party. The popular funnyman wants his final service to be a good time for everyone in attendance, and he has some hilarious ideas on how to make that happen. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Tim describe his funeral and how much fun he's expecting it to be.

Death is one of those subjects that most people avoid discussing as much as possible. It’s understandable why that is the case, too. It’s frightening and uncomfortable, for one. Also, who wants to discuss and think about such a dark, morbid topic when we only have so much time on this Earth to begin with?

Despite our apprehension and fear surrounding death, it’s something that we will all experience and go through at some point. So, understanding that our time is limited, it’s a good and practical idea to make one’s final arrangements. It saves loved ones from having to make those decisions during a time full of immense grief and pain.

Now, while most funerals are, understandably, an emotional and painful proceeding, Tim has other ideas for how he wants his funeral to go. Instead of tears and tissues, he wants it to be a party – an affair full of laughter, candy and even crowd surfing.

“You’re going to want to come to my funeral,” Tim said. “I’m going to put the fun in funeral. It’s going to be hard to be sad when I got a big bowl of candy on my chest. That’s going to help some people, man.”

Later in the clip, Tim added how he plans to have a DJ spinning tunes at his funeral.

“Just throw your hands in the air!” he said. “And wave them like you ain’t in there!”

The music, he mentioned, will move people at his funeral to start a mosh pit, and how he wants his lifeless body to crowd surf.

Revelation 21:4 “And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.”

How do you say this and that? This comedian’s hilarious game will have you cracking up. He accurately demonstrates that people often say things incorrectly without even realizing it. Watch the short but hysterical clip that shows how some brand names and items are frequently mispronounced.

No two people are created the same. We are all made to be individuals, with our own unique tastes, preferences, likes, dislikes, thoughts and opinions. That makes life much more interesting, right? It would be dull if we were nothing more than carbon copies and clones of one another, alike in every conceivable way.

One of the ways these differences are often observed is in how we communicate. People do not talk 100 percent alike. We express things differently, frequently using distinct words to convey similar thoughts and ideas. Depending on the part of the country you’re in or from, you may even sound different, and this will likely impact how you pronounce and describe things.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Matt Mitchell plays a game called “Just Say It Correctly!,” which hilariously highlights how people from the South pronounce certain words and brand names. Just when you think the contestant is about to get one correct, those hopes quickly come crashing down. But at least there is plenty to laugh at in the process.

The contestant is given brand logos, and all he has to do is simply name the company. However, nearly every time, instead of answering correctly, he provides a nickname or adds an “s” or a “t” to the name.

The first one he’s given is the McDonald’s logo. That one should be a piece of cake, right? Well, not so fast, and it goes about as well for every other logo the contestant is given.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

One comedian has reacted to Yelp’s best cities for barbecue, and he’s not having it. The funnyman, Matt Mitchell, was more than a little upset with the popular website’s selections. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Yelp’s list and to listen to his thoughts on their compilation.

Barbeque is one of those things that everyone loves. Even if you don’t eat meat, chances are still pretty good that you’re a barbecue lover. How else do you explain vegan barbecue made with jackfruit? I mean, I’m not eating that; probably won’t even come within 10 feet of it, if I can help it, but that strange concoction does exist for people who love the taste of barbecue but want it without meat.

Now, as most people know, barbecue is a very Southern thing. It can be cooked and prepared in a number of different ways, depending on which state you’re in, of course. People in the southern part of the United States take it very seriously and have a great deal of pride in their barbecue. So, when Yelp came out with their list of the best cities for barbecue, you knew a southerner would have some thoughts on their choices.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Matt, a southerner, responded to the list, and to say he wasn’t happy with Yelp’s choice would be an understatement.

Things get off on the wrong foot as Yelp named Nashville, Tennessee, as number 10. All he can do is let out a loud sigh. But it gets much worse when the city in the eighth spot is revealed.

“Eight: Tulsa, Oklahoma?” he said. “No, no one thinks of barbecue when they think of Oklahoma.”

However, the one that elicits the biggest reaction from him is the city at number seven: Honolulu, Hawaii. Yes, that one is a head scratcher, for sure.

“What?” Matt said. “Someone is just trying to get a free trip to Hawaii, that’s what that is.”
Matt saves his biggest gripes and complaints for last on Yelp’s list.

“So, you’re going to make a barbecue list and not include Georgia, Alabama or Mississippi,” he added. “This should be illegal.”

1 Corinthians 10:31 “So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.”